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RadioactiveLemon:
  :P

Lets be honest, who woulden't want two giant cannons sticking out of their back?

deadae:
or wins and a tail of blazing fire

St. Jimmy:

--- Quote from: RadioactiveLemon on August 29, 2011, 09:41:39 PM ---  :P

Lets be honest, who woulden't want two giant cannons sticking out of their back?

--- End quote ---

I honestly wouldn't want giant cannons sticking out my back. Why? Because, first off, people would start calling me a freak. I'd become a social outcast in a world where popularity is everything.  With two huge cannons made of metal sticking out my shoulders I'd have difficulty walking through doorways and I'd give people concussions when they walk to close to me and hit their heads against them. 
I don't even know if I could control those cannons. So odds are if I get angry someone's gunna get hurt.  Then they'll be lawsuits, and the police will get involved, and life will become hell.  Soon enough the government is going to learn that there is a teenage boy with two powerful weapons sticking out his back.  They'll want to know how they got there, and other junk.  Once they realize how power I am they'll use me to fight in wars. 
I'll be out on front line blasting people away with cannonballs or water or whatever the hell comes out of those things.  Now I'm senselessly killing people because I have to, and soon other countries are going to want me and use me as a weapon.  So now there will be this huge tug of war over me, which will eventually lead to my own death and the heartbreak of my family.

So, do I really want giant cannons sticking out my back? No.

Ez:

--- Quote from: St. Jimmy on August 30, 2011, 02:50:40 AM ---
--- Quote from: RadioactiveLemon on August 29, 2011, 09:41:39 PM ---  :P

Lets be honest, who woulden't want two giant cannons sticking out of their back?

--- End quote ---

I honestly wouldn't want giant cannons sticking out my back. Why? Because, first off, people would start calling me a freak. I'd become a social outcast in a world where popularity is everything.  With two huge cannons made of metal sticking out my shoulders I'd have difficulty walking through doorways and I'd give people concussions when they walk to close to me and hit their heads against them. 
I don't even know if I could control those cannons. So odds are if I get angry someone's gunna get hurt.  Then they'll be lawsuits, and the police will get involved, and life will become hell.  Soon enough the government is going to learn that there is a teenage boy with two powerful weapons sticking out his back.  They'll want to know how they got there, and other junk.  Once they realize how power I am they'll use me to fight in wars. 
I'll be out on front line blasting people away with cannonballs or water or whatever the hell comes out of those things.  Now I'm senselessly killing people because I have to, and soon other countries are going to want me and use me as a weapon.  So now there will be this huge tug of war over me, which will eventually lead to my own death and the heartbreak of my family.

So, do I really want giant cannons sticking out my back? No.

--- End quote ---

chansey what people think  :o hell yea canons on my back! I'd become a real life super hero, but probably get killed in a week lol

Jerry:
I could have said a paragraph too using Charizard as base Jimmy ::)

Just saying ;)

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