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Roko:
I used to watch the animé when I was younger... I guess I must have missed the one where Chuck Norris forced the 'WHO'S THAT POKÉMON?' bit to be what he wanted.

LeoReborn:
the koffing part...

Roko:
Haha. I know what you meant. I was being sarcastic, I should explain.. I'm an arse.

Frenchfry:
Chuck Norris told a Chuck Norris joke once. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.

There isn't a chin under Chuck Norris' beard - Just a giant gaping vagina.

If the cure for cancer were in Chuck Norris' tears, there would be no cancer anymore. If it were in his jizz, we'd be screwed.

Chuck Norris grew up wanting to be like ninjas, but then he had his neck snapped in half by Bruce Lee.

Evolution is a lie; it's just a list of animals Chuck Norris thinks were created by the lord God Almighty.


I think I've made my point.

Viper:

--- Quote from: Frenchfry on December 04, 2010, 05:57:58 AM ---Chuck Norris told a Chuck Norris joke once. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.

There isn't a chin under Chuck Norris' beard - Just a giant gaping vagina.

If the cure for cancer were in Chuck Norris' tears, there would be no cancer anymore. If it were in his jizz, we'd be screwed.

Chuck Norris grew up wanting to be like ninjas, but then he had his neck snapped in half by Bruce Lee.

Evolution is a lie; it's just a list of animals Chuck Norris thinks were created by the lord God Almighty.


I think I've made my point.

--- End quote ---

I really hope your not serious.... Chuck Norris jokes are funny because of their absurdity, no one actually believes any of it. They are called jokes for a reason

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