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what if they were real?

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Mr Pokemon:
I think I would eat Pokemon like Krabby and Miltank. However, other pokemon I would not devour would include Charizard, Typhlosion, Blaziken, and Infernape, because all the starting fire pokemon are godlike.

However, these would have to be my three pokemon.
Gyarados: Dive and Surf
Staraptor: Fly and Aerial Ace
Sandslash: Dig and Slash

SkyMusic:
Altaria - Aerial Ace, Ice Beam
Latias - Dragon Claw, Psychic
Salamence - Earthquake, Draco Meteor

Oh, how I wish Pokemon was real.

obi:
I would totally eat a Magikarp. They're pretty much only good for sustenance anyways.

Frenchfry:
If pokemon were  real, they would wipe out and replace their RL counterparts. Except for bears. A Grizzly bear could totally tear apart an Ursurang. Charizard would be flaunting its manliness in the skies like nobody's business. And of course, there would be that ONE guy who just marches out into the wild with nothing but a crossbow and a combat knife (Turok, anyone?), but unlike Turok, instead of arm-wrestling a raptor, this guy would get totally fried conpletely by acccident because some charmander brushed its tail against him.
 
Then I would kidnap a pichu by luring it into a pokeball with candy. Then I would start a new age of Pokemen by shpwing how great I get along with this teeny little smidgen of an electric mouse to everyone. umans would get Jealous, Pokemon would start feeling neglected, and suddenly everyone from America to Africa (Except Switzrland, who had already done this lie fifty years previously due to their awesome ability to be neutral) would become a pokemon trainer.
Grizzly bears would starve to death because all their food had become domesticated.

sym:
1. Suicune
Ice Beam
Surf

2. Blissey
Toxic
Wish

3. Rampardos
Earthquake
Stone Edge

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