what if they were real?

[Frenchfry]

Oh yeah, that too. Arceus is nothing in the face of my Three hundred... thousand... mudkips.

Revolutions. I starts 'em.

[Sam]

Hmm...
You're very much correct.
Yes, an army of Mudkipz would be better than Arceus.
(Since Arceus - along with most legendaries are for noobs who have to have Gods on their team cos they suck at training Pokémon)

Hmm... but an army of Mudkipz is more Frenchfry's thing.

I have it!
I will have an army of Transformers.

"DITTO! Transform and Rollout!"

[Frenchfry]

Mudkips used EAT!
Mudkips put all the dittos in Jell-o cups and ate them!

[Sam]

Mudkips used EAT!
Mudkips put all the dittos in Jell-o cups and ate them!

Ditto used Transform!
Ditto transformed into AIDS!
 

[LeoReborn]

Then Len Kagamine used "Twin Power!"

...*Coughs* Aside from my cheesy Vocaloid Reference....I would have Every form of Eevee..,

[Frenchfry]

Ditto used Transform!
Ditto transformed into AIDS!

Mukips used Secret Mudkips Technique #1!
Mudkips recovered from AIDS!
Being a Meme has its advantages.

[LeoReborn]

Then Len Kagamine used "Twin Power!"

Mudkip and Ditto Fainted!

Fry and Sam owe me 36,744 Poke..

...*Coughs* Aside from my cheesy Vocaloid Reference....I would have Every form of Eevee...

[Frenchfry]

Then Len Kagamine used "Twin Power!"

Mudkip and Ditto Fainted!

I'm greedy..

...*Coughs* Aside from my cheesy Vocaloid Reference....I would have Every form of Eevee...

Hey, I still had to cure the AIDS. Pokemon being real does not, unfortunately, cure anyone of STDs.

[Ryan Matthews]

If Pokémon would real you'd have to hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife and hide yo' husbands too cos they attacking everyone who go in dat tall grass.

[Frenchfry]

But we got their T-shirts and all their fingerprints, they are so dumb.
They are so dumb, for real.