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If pokemon crossed over into our world

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PkMn Trainer Black:

--- Quote from: Declan_23 on May 23, 2011, 05:12:24 PM ---Guys, let's be sensible. What would actually happen is this: Everyone would accept the new pokemon, world peace would break out so that little 10 year old children would be allowed to go on adventures. Money as an entity would become next to useless, used only for luxuries. Many people would perform services for free, and most importantly, I'd get a goddamn charizard.

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And I'd be relaxin with my Gardevoir

Jerry:

--- Quote from: Wailord on May 23, 2011, 10:09:27 AM ---*Munchlax is evolving!*

EVERYONE RUNNN FFFFUUUUU

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*cough* Correction *cough* Wailmer

Yume Tsuki:
I say, I capture A Leavanny, A Froslass, A Infernape, A Altaria, and revive A Carracosta.

And then I use team to be my bodygaurds and travel companions to explore the entire world ~ Yay adventure ~

EbonyDark:
Lets not forget the Christians would try to eliminate them before they teach "evolution" to the 'children.'


I estimate several things if Pokemon ever became real: Our technology would advance greatly. Living lives would be a lot easier due to the worker type of pokemon, or people would loose jobs left and right and would start yet another recession.

Furries would turn up with even MORE zoophilia and I'd have to go around claiming to be something else ... again. *facepalm.*

Frenchfry:
Ebony, you furry. :O

Pokemon only work in the pokemon universe because it is, in fact, a fictional world in which everyone is nice and people can survive being lit on fire or launched into the stratosphere. In real life, many pokemon would be hunted to extinction to keep them from killing the christ out of entire cities. That includes violent and superpowered pokemon as well as ones whose mere existence causes hazards.

For instance, Wailord's favorite pokemon: Wailord. That thing might not be violent, but it sure is big. like, massive. Its probably bigger than some islands. Do you have any idea how many ships full of people we would lose a year from those buggers coming up to the surface from underneath tankers? Garydos would probably tear its fair share of people to pieces. And unlike sharks, Garydos will attack things for no reason, including humans.
Charizard's another one. Anything that has the potential to "Melt mountains" could also massacre entire major cities.
Machoke, Diglett, Ekans? They'd probably be safe. Not considerably dangerous compared to other, real animals.
Gardevior would become bodyguards, what with their "protect until death" attitude.

Alakazam... Alakazam wouldn't even be considered an animal. They're supposed to have an IQ of 300. That's three times as much as the human average. There would be entire, highly advanced cities of Alakazam. They would invent a cheap, abundant, reusable and renewable alternative to gasoline. They would invent a new, better form of government. Some of them might even take over the reigns of human leadership.

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