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If pokemon crossed over into our world
TrainerX:
--- Quote from: Frenchfry on May 24, 2011, 10:04:50 PM ---Ebony, you furry. :O
Pokemon only work in the pokemon universe because it is, in fact, a fictional world in which everyone is nice and people can survive being lit on fire or launched into the stratosphere. In real life, many pokemon would be hunted to extinction to keep them from killing the christ out of entire cities. That includes violent and superpowered pokemon as well as ones whose mere existence causes hazards.
For instance, Wailord's favorite pokemon: Wailord. That thing might not be violent, but it sure is big. like, massive. Its probably bigger than some islands. Do you have any idea how many ships full of people we would lose a year from those buggers coming up to the surface from underneath tankers? Garydos would probably tear its fair share of people to pieces. And unlike sharks, Garydos will attack things for no reason, including humans.
Charizard's another one. Anything that has the potential to "Melt mountains" could also massacre entire major cities.
Machoke, Diglett, Ekans? They'd probably be safe. Not considerably dangerous compared to other, real animals.
Gardevior would become bodyguards, what with their "protect until death" attitude.
Alakazam... Alakazam wouldn't even be considered an animal. They're supposed to have an IQ of 300. That's three times as much as the human average. There would be entire, highly advanced cities of Alakazam. They would invent a cheap, abundant, reusable and renewable alternative to gasoline. They would invent a new, better form of government. Some of them might even take over the reigns of human leadership.
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I actually wouldn't mind having Alakazam as presidents and prime ministers and all of that stuff.
Monzta:
--- Quote from: Frenchfry on May 24, 2011, 10:04:50 PM ---They're supposed to have an IQ of 300. That's three times as much as the human average.
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I think you mean OVER 5000.
Diamond Pokedex Entry:
Its superb memory lets it recall everything it has experienced from birth. Its IQ exceeds 5,000.
PkMn Trainer Black:
Nothing should be that smart. but Dr. eggman exceeds 300. Now what about Gengar?
Frenchfry:
--- Quote from: Monzta on May 25, 2011, 01:32:34 PM ---
--- Quote from: Frenchfry on May 24, 2011, 10:04:50 PM ---They're supposed to have an IQ of 300. That's three times as much as the human average.
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I think you mean OVER 5000.
Diamond Pokedex Entry:
Its superb memory lets it recall everything it has experienced from birth. Its IQ exceeds 5,000.
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Aw nuts. We're worms to them.
So, pokemon's existence would turn US into the animals and Alakazam into the civilized ones.
genbor:
Good thing I'm from Europe then. :D
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