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PkmonGrind93:
lol I was watching a football(American Football) game with my dad, lil bro, and mom, and the clock's running down, my team is losing and we have a single time out left. So I yell "Somebody call a touch down!" As soon as I said it my lil bro jumps up with his hands in the air and yells "TOUCHDOWN!" and we dissolved into laughter. Meant to say time out for those of you who don't know why that's funny.

Tickles:
During a soccer game, I had the ball, and was in the zone (Had full control of the ball, and no one could get it from me). However, I was so far in the zone that when I kicked the ball, I didn't realize that I turned around during my entire moment of awesomeness, and scored on my own goal. Lost that game because of that.

Mr. Fox:
The other team was like: "Wtf is this guy doing? Nah, let him go, he is going to give us a free point."

And you team is like: "Dude! Wrong way! That is out goal! Stupid..."

Tickles:

--- Quote from: The Fox on November 09, 2011, 11:50:54 PM ---The other team was like: "Wtf is this guy doing? Nah, let him go, he is going to give us a free point."

And you team is like: "Dude! Wrong way! That is out goal! Stupid..."

--- End quote ---
Actually it was like
Other Team: "How is he doing this, get the freaking ball!"

My team: "It's all you man, DO IT!"

Me: Way too in the zone, somehow got turned around. Kick. "GOA......."

My Team: "What just happened?"

Other Team: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"

Me:  :'(

Monzta:
Calling my girlfriend by her internet username.

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