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Hyper Zombie Timecops!
Declan_23:
Why have you not written anything before >.< Stop hogging your creativeness, no fair.
Level5Pidgey:
John started to gather up his gear - and gear up what he gathered.
He tip-toed around the house as best he could in case there were any more hot blondes in the place.
Creeping into his room like a ninja with his Brain-splattered Frying Pan (+1 Int!), he surveyed his resources. His wardorbe was the home to his clothes. The floor was the home to his most favourite clothes.
John settled on wearing jeans for two reasons - denim is pretty hard to bite through (he tested this himself!) and it was slightly chilly outside.
For his upper-wear, John carefully picked out a his favourite T-shirt with a hilarious slogan on it, and an old rain-coat. He wasn't sure how protective it was, but it most certainly tasted awful - so, if a zombie took him down, at least it would get a mouth full of rubber.
John also considered that the raincoat with its bright colours would warn other survivors in case he was zombified, and his excellent shirt would absolutely make him the most memorable zombie around.
John considered that maybe his bright colours and awesome shirt might attracted unwanted attention from the dead - but he quickly shrugged this notion off. If they're targetting any colour, it's probably naked human colour.
John scoped out his room and decided to take the toy he tripped over previously - its inclination for toe-stubbing and banana-peel maneuvers possibly a boon in the future (actually John just thinks the toy is damn cool), and a game he cherished as a teenager - "Super Undead Police with Chronologically Themed Methodologies", it had a cool story about a young boy who, faced with a disasterous plague, joined a time-themed police task force.
The game was a little useless, but, at least the title was somewhat straightforward.
John left his room, and wandered through the hall a second time. He noticed an awful lot of blood - considering he didn't cut himself when he fell earlier, and the kitchen is still quite far away in blood-travel terms.
He opened the bathroom door, because inquiry is always the best line of action in these scenarios - to find himself face to face with ANOTHER ZOMBIE. HOLYcrapGETBACK.
John jumped backwards, closing the door again.
He honestly couldn't imagine how a stray zombie got in there, but, well...
Okay he still can't.
At any rate, its not a huge problem. Turns out zombies have poor dexterity when it comes to twisty knobs.
That or they favour their left hands.
Can't rule anything out just yet.
After much wielding, testing - and then discarding of would-be weapons, John found that he favoured his knife and frying pan at this point. The frying pan can almost double as a shield, and the knife has tasted the blood of many a creature before. Mainly chicken. And honestly if the knife has no real qualms with raw chicken meat, it's already more combat-ready than John. Raw chicken meat is not John's most favourite thing.
John finally felt ready to leave the house - he walked into his garden, and was immediately hit with the stench of spring-time flowers. They were very lovely, but he couldn't shake the gentle aroma of bad things happening to good bad various people of a variety of moral inclinations.
He gazed down his street southwardly - marking many ghouls. John swore there was a suitable internet meme for a general approximation for the number of ghouls, but it slipped his mind.
Looking northwards, there were fewer ghouls - this was probably John's best bet.
Looking upwards, there were LASERS.
IN THE SKY.
LOTS OF THEM.
While certainly odd, John generally decided to leave these alone for now.
He'll deal with them if/when he needs to.
Focused light. Psh.
---
John's health: 35/100.
John gained the trait 'Ominous Oblivious'!
John gained +1 Penchant for Non-Generalisation! (1/20 Unhatched Chickens Uncounted)
John gained +25 exp!
John Picked Up:
- Bright Raincoat
- Hilarious Shirt
- Denim Jeans (+1 Bite Resist)
- Trippy Toy
- Self-Referential Video Game
John still Has:
- Kitchen Knife
- Brain-Splattered Frying Pan (+1 Int)
- TV Remote
John is Hungry! 5/250.
Mr. Fox:
this is great!
Tickles:
I just noticed that John can eat a lot, so If he does so happen to be a zombie, that would be a good factor before his stomach bursts from overeating.
Level5Pidgey:
After planning his day, John turned off the TV, gathered his wallet and phone - and opened the front door.
Stepping out, he looked upwards... there were brilliant lights in the sky!
And festival music!
Of course! Today is the Day of the Dead!
John had forgotten - but Tequila was in order either way.
Looking up and down his street, John could see other residents and their families all dressing up to have a day of fun and remembrance.
He had some errands to run, but John decided to attend the festival first. Errands can wait.
He followed the source of the lights - which appeared to be the park two streets over.
---
John started quickly north - past ghouls, bodies and houses. Posters for the "Day of the Dead" festival that was supposed to take place today were all around. John guessed it had been postponed due to... yeah.
As he moved, John tried to be quick, but quiet - to attract as little attention as possible.
Plus, he was feeling hungry - so so hungry... if only he had eaten before he left home, he might have been able to muster up a jog.
As John walked, he recounted his plan. There was a small corner shop down the street, which would have a number of useful objects, primarily food. But, John knew it also had torches, bottles, gloves, underwear - you know, the essentials.
If John couldn't reach it though, there was another a few streets away - you have to plan for the worst, right? (2/20 Unhatched Chickens Uncounted)
It never hurts to keep an uncharacteristically level head.
The further John walked, the more he began to scuff his feet - and the more sound his shoes made, the more zombies that started to perk their heads as he passed, and stumble up onto their knees.
And as John walked, the party of shamblers tailing him grew - there were 4 now.
Looking behind him, John wished he had worn softer shoes, but with his sneakers, he was outspeeding them fairly easily.
What ghouls do have over humans though, is their stamina. John knew that on such a low stomach, he'd have to take action soon.
John checked his bag to see what was available - "Okay Commando Zazzerpants McGruder... time to do your thing!" John exclaimed - throwing his toy out behind him.
Walking backwards to see if it tripped the zombies, John felt his heel clip a crack in the pavement - and as if hoisted by his own petard, he started to fall backwards himself.
But then he stopped.
John revealed the trait "Ominous Oblivious"! John is immune to horror cliche!
Well that seems useful.
With the adrenaline pumping through his system, John felt like he could run.
Good thing too, because the toy only tripped up one of the four-strong mini-horde on the chase.
John ran the rest of the way to the store, before clubbing a zombie in the doorway with his frying pan.
The loud twang of John's vertical hit echoed throughout the store, and the immediate area.
John leapt into the store, and locked the doors.
That's another reason why corner shops are great - being a common victim of burglary, there are more safety measures than your average store. Thank God for door-bars.
John readied his frying pan to deal with any undead in the store - but he started to shake as the adrenaline wore off.
He needs food... fast... better bust any necessary skulls quickly.
---
John's health: 34/100.
John gained the trait 'Uncharacteristically Level Head'!
John revealed the trait 'Ominous Oblivious'!
John is immune to horror cliche.
- John cannot trip while being chased.
John gained +1 Penchant for Non-Generalisation! (2/20 Unhatched Chickens Uncounted)
Commando Zazzerpants McGruder gained +100 exp!
John gained +10 shared exp!
John gained +25 exp!
John still Has:
- Kitchen Knife
- Brain-Splattered Frying Pan (+1 Int)
- TV Remote
- Bright Raincoat
- Hilarious Shirt
- Denim Jeans (+1 Bite Resist)
- Self-Referential Video Game
John is Hungry! 5/250 Stomach Capacity.
John is Tired! 0/100 Adrenaline.
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