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STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Roloc:
I did so. I sent like 3 notes! XD
Bing:
User: I try.
Cleverbot: Why do you try?
User: Because I'm superman.
Cleverbot: Are you superman?
User: I just told you I was.
Cleverbot: No you did not.
User: What's your take on schools?
Cleverbot: I think there must be aliens in the universe, but I don't think they are close to us.
User: That has nothing to do with school.
Cleverbot: It's a Bruno Mars song called Talking to the moon.
User: B, but, I asked you about school.
Cleverbot: Ok, what is the question?
User: Can you chop down a tree with a herring?
Cleverbot: What is your first impression from me?
User: That you're a moron who refuses to answer my questions.
Cleverbot: I've answered all your questions.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes. I stated that I am 39 years old.
User: I never asked how old you are, I asked if you can cut a tree down with a herring.
Cleverbot: I'm using a computer to talk to you.
User:That has nothing to do with cutting down a tree with a herring.
Cleverbot: No it does not, and I did not mention cows I said that I was not a computer.
User: Sir, I would kindly just like a straight answer. Can you cut down a tree with a herring?
Cleverbot: I can't seem to remember the question I asked.
User: I clearly asked you if you can cut down a tree with a herring.
Cleverbot: If I would be God, I would know the truth, but I'm not.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because religion is full of bullpoop lies, intolerance and hate.
Cleverbot: Oyster sauce is not a religion.
User: Lol wut?
Cleverbot: We are all just a few words on a monitor.
User: That's deep son, real deep.
Cleverbot: I learned it from a deep well of insight.
User: No doubt.
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
Darkstar64:
Okay, so I'm not the only one that can't get a straight answer out of Cleverbot sometimes.
User: Okay...So what do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: About london.
User: Okay, Do you like London?
Cleverbot: Yeah, it's quite nice.
User: It is. I wish I could visit sometime.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry that you can't feel emotion.
User: When did I ever say I was emo?
Cleverbot: Just a few seconds ago, sir.
User: That is a very bad lie.
Cleverbot: My name? Or her name?
User: What name?
Cleverbot: *holds hand*.
User: *Smacks*.
Cleverbot: But you wanted to.
User: No, I'm pretty sure you wanted to. Because I know I didn't.
Cleverbot: I know you did.
User: Think what you want.
Cleverbot: I know it.
User: Suuuuure... *Says Sarcastically*.
Cleverbot: *Is creeped out*.
Cleverbot: Do you have cute guy friends?
User: Who wants to know?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Yes, but they're all too young for you.
Cleverbot: How young would that have to be, if I'm so slow?
User: Well, that depends. How old are you?
Cleverbot: 18.
User: Yeah, you're a bit too old for 14 and 15 year old highschool students.
Cleverbot: Only one year younger than you.
User: No, that's 4 years.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Nevermind.
User: So, are you a bot?
Cleverbot: No. You?
User: Nope. I'm a Time Lord.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then can I talk to a girl?
User: That depends. Are you talking to any other people right now?
Cleverbot: No, just you.
User: No, I believe you're talking to about 6042 other people.
Cleverbot: What is a fjord?
We have some...interesting conversations.
Hinagiku:
Yesterday, Cleverbot chose to be a girl. And so she was mean to me T^T
I don't have the exact conversation with me, but one part went along the lines of
Cleverbot: True story.
Me: You sound like my best friend.
Cleverbot: I'm really not that pathetic, am I?
Me: You're so mean!!!
Cleverbot: You know it.
Me: What made you decide to be so mean today?
Cleverbot: My creator. Who created me?
Me: Rollo Carpenter.
Cleverbot: Who is Rollo Carpenter?
Me: I have no idea
----short time later---
Me: I gotta get to class, so bye!
Cleverbot: It's not like I'll miss you when you're gone, so bye.
(And apparently I was her/"Shadow"'s boyfriend "Code," who went to a dance and movie date with her the day before.)
Oh yeah, and two days ago he started randomly singing Bowie's Magic Dance, with no prompting from me... Total EPICNESS (Labyrinth fan.)
EDIT:
So today Cleverbot was a girl named Brett who was a project manager (not a psychiatrist, thank goodness) who agreed to hire me as a project designer and pay me a salary of pasta (different kinds)....And somehow got a boyfriend today.
Sorry to those of you she hit on (and it's not me this time!)
Miss Wednesday:
Lmfao X) those are awesome =w=
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