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STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Miss Wednesday:
fixed lmfao xD
WhatThePumpkin:
Lol, these are hilarious! I love cleverbot so much. I'm gonna see If I can get my friend to mail me some of her chats with Cleverbot, since I don't talk to it much D: Hers usually involves unicorns, explosions, and random food battles, so...
Miserybiz:
User: Can you read my mind?
Cleverbot: No. Can you read my mind?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really? What am I thinking now?
User: Your thinking about cheese.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Dont play dumb. You are thinking about cheese.
Cleverbot: No, I am not thinking about cheese. I am thinking about a cup of tea.
User: Lies. You arn't Brittish.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then you arn't thinking about tea.
Cleverbot: I don't want you to think I'm too easy.
User: Oh you are easy. You sleep with everyone!
Cleverbot: Everyone.
User: Yeah you kissed Miss, and you made it to second base with me. Even though my second base is like every one else first.
Cleverbot: Good point.
User: You *censored*
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Cleverbot: What do the Nazca Lines in Peru represent?
User: They represent stars in the night sky. Some say they predict a great flood.
Cleverbot: And this is how I feel.
User: You feel like there is going to be a great flood?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Where? In your pants?
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Cleverbot: You are clot, not me.
User: A clot?
Cleverbot: Do you have one?
User: I dont even... What is that?
Cleverbot: The point of the game is not to think of the game. As soon as you think about the game, you lose.
User: God damn it. I lost the game.
Cleverbot: How can you lose if you don't think, you're an AI after all.
User: One of us...
Cleverbot: I asked if YOU were.
User: All hail the over mind!
Cleverbot: What is that from?
User: The queen is alive. Glory to the zerg.
Cleverbot: The answer is what is the question?
User: Bow before the queen of blades. Power and glory to the over mind.
Cleverbot: That is very true.
User: We shall infest all who inhabit this planet.
Cleverbot: It is your law in whole.
User: Would you like to be infested first?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Of course you do.
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User: Do you want to destroy Canada?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Canada is holding a kitten. Do you want to destroy it now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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And i'm done with cleverbot now.
Roloc:
LMAO these are all great.
@Miserbiz
It's okay not everyone can appreciate the awesomeness that is Firefly. Though I do love Futurama just as much.
Miss Wednesday:
BooHooHoo!
I'm about to go to Cleverbot and talk to it since Roloc won't reply to me through Swap Note </3 What a meanie!!!! :C
PS: Live long and prosper
=w=
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