One night, Spider-man (
Spider-man!), was doing whatever a spider can
"La la la! Swing swing!" "I think I'll go to the club", he thought. So he did just that. When he got to the club he saw Wolverine out front, scoping the joint for tail.
"That's what I love about these high school girls. They get older, I stay the same age."
Spidey went into the club. There he saw some horrifying sights.
First he saw Rogue & Cyclops arguing over who's sexier
"Ahm sexy!"
"Nuh uh, girlfriend! I'm sexier."
He saw the Sandman completely wasted in the corner & taking his clothes off.
"I've got sand in mah burjina! LOLZ!", he said, before passing out drunk.
Iron Fist was there, jamming to some hip-hop
"Crank dat Iron Fist!"
Even Dr. Doom was there, dancing to Billie Jean.
"Billie Jean is not my lover..."
That didn't last long though, because the Juggernaut was there, & he hates Michael Jackson.
"I'm The Juggernaut, b****!"
Spider-man decided he wanted to dance. And dance he did.
Just then he heard a voice.
"We challenge you to a dance-off!" He turned around & saw...
Batman & Robin!
"You're about to get served! Show him how it's done, Robin!"
So they danced. Like a wave on the ocean romance.
"Batman, he's too great of a dancer! We have to use the secret weapon!"
Secret weapon activate!
"Oh, snap! You got served!", they said
"WTF?", thought Spidey.
And Dr. Doom said...
"Nothing you idiots, Dr. Doom's dead, he's locked in my basement, haha!"
The End. And that's why I'll never be hired as a writer for Marvel.
Bonus! Deleted scene!
Mr. Fantastic & Sandman deleted sex scene. Enjoy!
