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A Man's Hitmonlee. [WARNING ADULT LANGUAGE]

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Level5Pidgey:
*FFSSSHHHTTT*

"Today in the news, a trainer hanged his Electabuzz with an Ekans, due to its apparent lack of modesty.

Reportedly, the trainer and Ekans double teamed the Electric Pokemon out of frustration, after an incident in which the trainer argues that the Electabuzz acted out of spite as it snatched and flung the Trainer's light screen television. The Trainer insists he was attacked by the deceased after he demanded payback for damages.

The Trainer left the building, but returned in a haze with his Ekans who began to torment the Electabuzz.
Despite the Trainer's drunkenness, Electabuzz was evidently not swift enough to act as it failed to dodge Ekan's wrap and was strung up to the load-bearing hyper beam on the roof. As the struggle took place, the deceased felt feint but fought and low kicked the wall resulting in a brick break. According to doctors, the ordeal was likely over in a flash as the Electabuzz didn't have enough strength to protect itself from the beat up dealt by the Trainer and his Pokemon. Needless to say, the attack was super effective.

The incident attracted attention as the Trainer swaggered down his residential street yelling of the attack, sending a shock wave throughout the Pokemon Trainer community. Official Trainer Representatives say that there need to be more safeguards in place so that irresponsible and violent trainers cannot captivate Pokemon without a permit.

The Ekans and its trainer are being stockpiled in holding where Federal Agents are charging the Trainer with pre-meditated murder. The Agents are reportedly having trouble lowering the suspect's facade -  and are offering protection in return for co-operation on this matter. The defendant's lawyer, however, says the chances of a discharge are low, and is trying to negotiate terms over additional charges involving the possession of gunk shots and gastro acids.

This is the second incident involving the Trainer this year, after he attacked several Cubones for their negative temperament during the Christmas period."

Alais:
-_-;

spirit:
I find this stuff rather amusing, and that is about all i can say about them....i don`t really have a comment i want to make.

Jerry:
They were good :)

The second one was surprising in the way you used the terms used in pokemon ^.^

Phosphorous:
haha I liked it :]
makes me wanna grab a bat and smash my van :]

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