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[GAME] Tell a Death
DarK_SouL:
Darkstar64 is walking in a circle when he gets dizzy and falls killing a chicken so then all other chickens get mad and crush you.
I love the chickens on Phantom Hourglass.
Darkstar64:
ChaosControl also gets killed by the CUKOOS, not chickens.
Frenchfry:
Darkstar64 dies after fighting off a horde of Spongecake Warriors, only to be flattened by the mighty Pounding-Cake.
He is revived ten and one half seconds later by a man who dropped a chesnut covered in chocolate down his throat (because everyone knows chocolate chesnuts have mystical healing powers).
Mr Pokemon:
Frenchfry gets bitten by a shark while swimming in North Carolina, however, he never dies, but is rescued by a helicopter before he lost too much blood. One day he is in a bank robbery, but decides to fight back. He knocks out the robbers by stealthily knocking their heads together. However, when one is going down, he manages to shoot Frenchfry in the leg. Frenchfry manages to call an ambulance, and it arrives and heals him as he blacks out. Several days later, members from the same gang as the robbers hear about frenchfry, and decide they must kill him. They hire a hitman to kill him from his car, on his way to work. The hitman drives by frenchfry's car, but frenchfry sees a deer crossing the street and suddenly stops. The hitman, not looking at the road ahead of him, hits the deer and goes off the road. Frenchfry sees he has a loaded gun in his hand and drives off as fast as he can. The next day, he gets a huge tatoo on his chest that says "Lucky" He walks outside and is immediately killed by a car. He whites out and restarts from his last save point.
I came up with the incidents of near death but the concept of this story wasn't my idea :P
Darkstar64:
Mr Pokemon dies by being sucked into a wormhole. The wormhole didn't kill him, it's what was on the other side of the wormhole. On the other side was...
A ROOM WITH A MOOSE!!!
I will give you an internet cake if you can figure out where I referenced that from.
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