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Taze:
Anything that needs one of my pro tips i'll post here.

Taze:
Taze's Protips to beating campers:

1.)  Get a good headset.  I picked up a 75$ pair from tiger direct for 30$!!!!

2.) Blast the volume to the point where your eardrums will shatter, then turn it down some

3.)  Run around like you have a huge f'in wang and your trying to stuff it down everyone throat.

4.)  Take a 50cal and rip the scope off and make an iron site using some duct tape.  Also, try attaching a ferret to the barrel of the gun.  This will lower the recoil so you can spray and pray like the scrub you are.

5.) Now, throw away that controllor and hook up a mouse and keyboard to your console of choice

6.) Bind shoot to every key on the keyboard except for what you have bound to movement and ect.

over9000.) Slap your wang all over the keyboard, even though most of you will only hit 2 keys at once.

8.) Lean back (your still slapping the keyboard) and watch campers heads explode in shear amazement.

9.) Profit

Taze:
Taze's Protips on Choosing a Team:

1.) Get like six 498 sided dice

2.) Eat them

3.) Wait 4-8 hours

3 1/2) This step is for the impacient.  Take a horse laxative

4.) Look in your MASSIVE dump.  If it's not 12 kurics than clean off the die and eat them again.
Each number corresponds to the polar opposite hypotenuse of the quad root ect. ect. ect... (it's elementry).  Such an equation would look as follows

Pokemon=(58x^3+sin(2x/0.98))/498x(0.1337^3)  (X is the number you rolled)

5.)  Now that you've done that, it's time to stand on your head shout like a monkey, do a barrel roll than bark like a dog pres 3764 in backwards order and jump while screaming "IM A STAR" 7 times but while in midair on the 3rd jump you must grab you balls ( ladies, grab your ovaries ) and scream GIT SUM.

6.) If you have followed this correctly you team should be as follows

Velocaraptor
Chris Hanson
BARRACK OBEEE
over9000 Mudkipz
Hal Turner
Mr. Dark

over9000.) Go around showing off your amazing team

stephenkill2:
Taze, no one should take advice from your trolling lips any day, as it will most likely lead to death or banhammer.

Shiranui:
Dude.... you are nuts.
Yet, at the same time amazingly funny. I'd say keep up the good work, but then again, my head just might explode from another one of your crazy theorems.

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