Pokemon Universe MMORPG

Off-Topic Discussions => Other Chat => Topic started by: Mikey on November 28, 2010, 06:16:24 AM

Title: Chuck norris
Post by: Mikey on November 28, 2010, 06:16:24 AM
I lol'd
(http://i52.tinypic.com/23t38sk.png)
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Bing on November 28, 2010, 06:21:39 AM
epic, chuck norris will never be wrong at guess that pokemon lol
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Roko on November 28, 2010, 06:26:45 PM
Chuck Norris must have a cool life.
Whenever he logs onto the internet, he sees a hundred million jokes about how awesome he is.

I'd love to be Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: UnationConsideration on November 29, 2010, 12:16:25 AM
Chuck Norris must have a cool life.
Whenever he logs onto the internet, he sees a hundred million jokes about how awesome he is.

I'd love to be Chuck Norris.
QFT
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: LeoReborn on November 30, 2010, 02:49:49 PM
LOL, I even remember the episode that was in.

Toward the end of season 1.
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Roko on November 30, 2010, 06:26:35 PM
I used to watch the animé when I was younger... I guess I must have missed the one where Chuck Norris forced the 'WHO'S THAT POKÉMON?' bit to be what he wanted.
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: LeoReborn on December 01, 2010, 02:07:40 AM
the koffing part...
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Roko on December 01, 2010, 08:50:24 PM
Haha. I know what you meant. I was being sarcastic, I should explain.. I'm an arse.
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Frenchfry on December 04, 2010, 05:57:58 AM
Chuck Norris told a Chuck Norris joke once. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.

There isn't a chin under Chuck Norris' beard - Just a giant gaping vagina.

If the cure for cancer were in Chuck Norris' tears, there would be no cancer anymore. If it were in his jizz, we'd be screwed.

Chuck Norris grew up wanting to be like ninjas, but then he had his neck snapped in half by Bruce Lee.

Evolution is a lie; it's just a list of animals Chuck Norris thinks were created by the lord God Almighty.


I think I've made my point.
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Viper on December 04, 2010, 07:16:44 PM
Chuck Norris told a Chuck Norris joke once. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.

There isn't a chin under Chuck Norris' beard - Just a giant gaping vagina.

If the cure for cancer were in Chuck Norris' tears, there would be no cancer anymore. If it were in his jizz, we'd be screwed.

Chuck Norris grew up wanting to be like ninjas, but then he had his neck snapped in half by Bruce Lee.

Evolution is a lie; it's just a list of animals Chuck Norris thinks were created by the lord God Almighty.


I think I've made my point.

I really hope your not serious.... Chuck Norris jokes are funny because of their absurdity, no one actually believes any of it. They are called jokes for a reason
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Mikey on December 04, 2010, 08:12:42 PM
Vouch.
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Frenchfry on December 04, 2010, 10:49:57 PM
no one actually believes any of it.
BS right there.
Carlos Ray Norris is a hero to many jock college students who haven't realized that their Chuck Norris jokes haven't been humorous for years. There's also an active religious cult dedicated to him.
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Viper on December 04, 2010, 11:40:38 PM
no one actually believes any of it.
BS right there.
Carlos Ray Norris is a hero to many jock college students who haven't realized that their Chuck Norris jokes haven't been been humorous for years. There's also an active religious cult dedicated to him.

Well i doubt any of these people are on these forums
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Frenchfry on December 05, 2010, 01:30:51 AM
(http://rlv.zcache.com/so_whats_your_point_bumper_sticker-p128832067058749100trl0_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Viper on December 05, 2010, 03:35:37 AM
My point is there is no reason to hate on those who think they are funny, on this forum
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Frenchfry on December 05, 2010, 03:26:06 PM
My point is there is no reason to hate on those who think they are funny, on this forum
(http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/16844979/view/1/producttypecolor/2/type/png/width/190/height/190/you-mad-bro_design.png)
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Viper on December 05, 2010, 08:07:43 PM
My point is there is no reason to hate on those who think they are funny, on this forum
(http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/16844979/view/1/producttypecolor/2/type/png/width/190/height/190/you-mad-bro_design.png)

Just trying to figure out your reason for negativity here
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Hiteryan on December 05, 2010, 08:18:24 PM
My point is there is no reason to hate on those who think they are funny, on this forum
(http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/16844979/view/1/producttypecolor/2/type/png/width/190/height/190/you-mad-bro_design.png)
Just trying to figure out your reason for negativity here


Chuck Norris jokes haven't been humorous for years.
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Roko on December 05, 2010, 08:42:06 PM
*hums 'War' by Edwin Starr*
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Declan_23 on December 05, 2010, 09:36:09 PM
Back on Topic.
Don't make me get teh whip.
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Roko on December 05, 2010, 10:10:25 PM
I'd genuinely forgotten what the thread was about because of all the arguing. Then I noticed that it actually was about Chuck Norris and I facepalmed.
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: UnationConsideration on December 05, 2010, 10:10:45 PM
Back on Topic.
Don't make me get teh whip.
And I thought slavery ended.
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: LeoReborn on December 10, 2010, 02:33:19 AM
It did, this is corporal punishment, its only illegal in school...

CHUCK NORRIS JOKE!
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Frenchfry on December 10, 2010, 02:39:53 AM
This is why I like Bruce Lee.
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb31/izuhbelle_506/brucerodnorrisblocker.jpg)
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: LeoReborn on December 10, 2010, 02:42:11 AM
What? Baggy Pants?
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Frenchfry on December 10, 2010, 02:47:17 AM
No, his mad blocking skills.
And before anyone gets on my case about being off topic, the guy he's fighting is Chuck Norris. So there.
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Declan_23 on December 11, 2010, 12:41:57 AM
I've seen that whole fight :)
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Frenchfry on December 11, 2010, 12:57:16 AM
As have I.
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: PkMn Trainer Black on December 11, 2010, 06:33:47 AM
FALCON PAWNCH! ;D
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: LeoReborn on December 11, 2010, 02:11:04 PM
*Grabs Black's Fist, slams it to the ground*

Captain Falcon is pretty retarded, Come on, a Light-Speed Racer who happens to have Pyrokinesis? Really?

Now, back to Chuck Norris
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Mr Pokemon on December 12, 2010, 03:23:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj2Zf9tlg2Y
IMO Lincoln won. All of the stuff Chuck says is lies.
Title: Re: Chuck norris
Post by: Frenchfry on December 12, 2010, 05:27:44 AM
And Chuck was just talking. Slow.
Abe was singing. Awesomely.