Pokemon Universe MMORPG
Off-Topic Discussions => In-Forum Games => Topic started by: Tickles on October 23, 2011, 12:22:53 AM
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Rules: I start a scene, you all continue it by adding a more unfortunate event. Each event must end in a "..." so the next person can continue. Now, to make this more interesting, you must wait for 3 people to post before you can post again, just for kicks. Now BEGIN:
A man named Hector walks into a bar...
Note: Don't kill the guy that is having a bad day, it will ruin it.
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and ask for a drink of milk...
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And that's when he notices...
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That the bartender is his father...
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...And he notices that he is out past his bed time....
XD
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And his father forbids him from drinking dairy...
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But hector refuses and throws a tantrum...
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which is odd, because he's 50...
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then the people in the bar look at him like he crazy...
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So, hector pulls out a gun...
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its wasn't a a real gun but a squirt gun...
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and all the other bar patrons kick him out...
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he kicks a rock into the street causing a five car pile up...
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He runs into a wax museum...
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And the statues come to life, wanting his flesh...
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So he starts a small fire...
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The statues start climbing the walls and...
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then the security walk in...
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and their brains get eaten by the zombie wax statues. Then...
(This works, right?)
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then the man pick up the gun. then...
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The zombie statues start multiplying...
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and they all have a troll face...
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Which drives hector insane so then...
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he runs out into a hallucination...
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Where its raining food and...
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he hopes for the food to get the zombies to eat it. then...
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the zombies start dancing and...
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then the man run the hell out of there. then...
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He finds Jack the Ripper, who invites him for a drink...
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he run looking over his shoulder. then...
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He trips and falls face first...
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He falls face first into a pile of dog crap. He gets up and sees Jack running after him with something in his hand...
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A Dagger? He gets stabbed repeatedly, barely alive.
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with his last breath he crawl to the hospital. then...
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The doctors fix him up, and make him a woman so...
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He/she tries to hitchhike across the country...
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she get pick up by a old man that offer her a ride. then...
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...he crashes his motorcycle into a chocolate factory. Unfortunate because...
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The oompa loompas are on strike..
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So they are trapped with...
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Willy Wonka with out any anti-psychotics who does...
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Then the cops because came someone called and then...
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The cops start dropping oompa loompas left and right, so then.......
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And willy wonka pulled out a nerds rope and then...
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he strangles a cop, so now everyone is in trouble! After which...
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so willy wonka kills everybody with sour candy,then...
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Chuck Norris descended from the sky...
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and healed everyone with his super healing powers so that.....
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the wax zombies with troll faces would come back. They found their way to the chocolate factory, and...
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A mysterious hooded man nodded at a bird and...
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as a signal, telling it to start dropping egg bombs on the zombies then...
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...Then altair comes in and slits the throat of....
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of the bird man and then a girl throws a pokeball at the altair and calls out lopunny. then...
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh126/senta_ninja_girl/Shiny_Lopunny.jpg)
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...and then Altair throws his growing knives at....
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The poke all midair, that's when ...
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thats when the growing knives started to grow, and became the size of a table and cut Lopunny down the middle. News travels fast through the airwaves of the pokemon police force, so they were already outside when...
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Now the story stops so a new concepts can begin. Why, to many of these games involves Pokemon, so for this one, please leave Pokemon out.
Now..... BEGIN
A woman named Ellin comes back from a hard day of work, when...
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She finds her door left slightly ajar...
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She walk inside and discovers....
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someone in her house eating all of her chocolate! She...
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...she calls master chief to....(we can do game refrences right?)
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(I would think it'd be alright...)
call in an air-strike TO KICK HIS...butt...but in the process...
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...a grunt comes and sticky grenades....
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Okay...Now we're making Halo references all over the place. It's okay if there's like ONE reference, but don't do it more than that.
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And since video game references are made, Ellin wonders why someone eating eher chocolate is unfortunate, but then a meteor falls from the sky.....
(remember, don't kill the main character, and the next event has to be, Unfortunate, none of this stuff I seen before)
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She makes it out alive, but her house is destroyed, and she doesn't have insurance. After which...
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...after which a ice cream truck comes coming an almost hits her then....
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she stumbles down an open man hole in the street..lol....then..
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...a alligator comes down the sewer and...
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Knocks her down further, over an underground sewage waterfall...
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..And then some bats...
(BATS ARE SCARY MIND YOU GUYS!)
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...swoop down and with their super bat strength grab her by her ankles and carry her.....
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Into a cave where mutants live, waiting to feast upon her flesh...
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but as the bats dropped her down she fell on a needle with super powers that....lol
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(I said unfortunate, but watch what I do. Also, reading this and thinking "bad day")
Make her more attractive to the flesh eating mutants, who go berserk...
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Oh oh ok I'll see...uhmm, but other things need to happen to keep the story line going?...Wow can't think of anything without her getting killed lol.
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Then the ceiling falls and crushes everyone, but do to the super powers she lives but is now in very very large amounts of pain....
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she go into a store and brought like thousand of pain killers and take and now she got a headache. then....
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Now wait a second, she has to get out from under the ceiling that fell on her.
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With her super powers she busts through the collapsed ceiling only to have a flying icecream truck land on her....
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Which sends her back down to the sewers. Afterwards...
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A giant river/sewer gator starts attacking her so she.....
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..Gets her leg bit off, it grows back(Very painfully) and this continually happens until...
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(Lol, Piccolo.)
...a large chunk of concrete lands on her and the sewer gator, killing the gator and breaking three of her ribs, which also very painfully grow back. She then...
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Finds a oddly placed portal two feet away that she jumps in only to have it teleport her over an active volcano....
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Where a giant griffon grabs her and takes her back to the nest to feed when...
(remember, no killing the main character, and each event has to be unfortunate. Also, try not to repeat events to much, or the story will be in an infinite loop.)
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the griffin babies peck her eyes out...
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.....are you talking to me....lol
Which instantly grows back, she then tames the griffin with her motherly kindness, but while escaping on it's back a swarm of killer bees spots her....
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And the griffens defend her, but after an aisian wasp stung her...
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...Then a GIANT GIANT THING comes and kills the griffins and attacks her...
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oh uhh... that didn't really go with the last sentence lol
...she escapes the THING by jumpig off the dead griffin, unfortunately towards the Meadow of Death Spikes.....
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Where a hoard of spiked lizards await a new victim, wanting to destroy her in every horrible way imaginable, but....
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The God of War Pimp-slapped her into another Dimension, in where...
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.....everything has the overwhelming urge to stab her with a knife..but she ???
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...was sent into a black hole,suprisingly surviving. After that...
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She is floating in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE, about to run out of air when...
(Really bad day for this lady, lol)
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She gets Swallowed by a humonculous. That's When...
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She gets Swallowed by a humonculous. That's When...
Woah woah whats a humonculous.. ???..... :P
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It's from Fullmetal Alchemist.
She is imbued with immortality, which is a joke for her current state, since she is mutated beyond recognition, and is still in space, when...
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A hoard of flesh-eating aliens fly up and focus there laser cannon on her...
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And Mr. Shoop da Woop Starts-a FIRIN' HIS LAZAH! Which at this point...
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ok.....redo
while in space she falls(don't think you can fall in space..) into a Worm hole sending back in time to the age of the DINOsaurs..so she
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(For anyone who was reading this, this all happened to the person we are fictionally torturing in a matter of a few hours.)
Meets a talking T-rex who explains all the different ways he is going to cook her when...
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Then, A talking Dog name Pluto came to here Rescue. And then...
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Then, A talking Dog name Pluto came to here Rescue. And then...
NOPE! It has to be unfortunate, no getting saved. So post after this and forget the last one.
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then she gets droped in his mouth
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which she ends up through the other end. So then..
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Then a giant praying mantis starts chasing her...
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up to an active volcano where she is forced to jump..when...
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archeops catches her and take her to his nest. Then...
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...She breaks free before he drops her in the nest only to drop down over ........
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Then the Eggs in the nest started to hatch. Then...
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then a big lotus comes
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I think you mis-read my post Raichu....
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Shegets slapped into Ancaria, at which point...
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Did you mean Antartica?^^
kk...When a herd of angry polar bears start galloping towards her. (yeah i know they don't travel in herds and gallop..lol)
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wow, this Lady got the worst life ever.
Then a whale broke the ice and eat the lady and scare the polar bears.
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Then the whale dove down into the freezing water and swam to the bottom of the ocean(impossible<<)