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Off-Topic Discussions => Other Chat => Topic started by: St. Jimmy on September 09, 2011, 12:42:30 AM
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Face it, we've all had our dumb blonde moments, and if they're funny and/or embarrassing, share them here!
Recently, I tried to put out a fire with box of matches. Luckily, it worked, and I, nor anyone around me got burnt. Though, it still wasn't the best of ideas.
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Once I decided to cook my pizza in tin foil... not smart.
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Once I decided to cook my pizza in tin foil... not smart.
i do that all the time :o did you microwave or oven
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microwave. the tin foil lit on fire...
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Jimmy, do you see your avi? That is me, yes, Im The WoW kid/spazz
In truth "^^" is false, as for stupidity....
Well..... I can't drive, that's all I can say...
(Too tired to think, will be editing later.)
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I remember when I was younger, I caught a huge rat in a plastic Tupperware container, so I brought it inside and showed it to my dad. It scared the hell out of him xD
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microwave. the tin foil lit on fire...
ohh that's why
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dumb thing iv'e done? sooooo many idk where to start
when walking out of olive garden on the way to the car my sis told me car to the left so without thinking i go to the left and start walking and that's when i realized i was walking alone and my parents and sis are laughing at me like 30 feet away :'(
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Almost every day, I'm talking, and while I'm making my unusually dramatic hand motions, I smack someone in the face because they were retarded and didn't see it coming. :|
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Almost every day, I'm talking, and while I'm making my unusually dramatic hand motions, I smack someone in the face because they were retarded and didn't see it coming. :|
woman slapping tards isn't stupid! You're putting them in their place
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I can think of another moment of stupidy. I talked to frenchfry. ;)
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Asking out a girl whos boyfriend happened to show up. Not only stupid, but really embarassing.
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I think I would kill myself before I showed my face again...
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I can think of another moment of stupidy. I talked to frenchfry. ;)
I think I would kill myself before I showed my face again...
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Ok, Sorry Fox it had to be done...
I walked into a pole? not just a light smack and har har. no I was looking at the ground and walked headfirst into a pole with enough force to drop me to my ass infront of it... I effectively decked myself
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I just recently decided to sprint down a a 3 mile long 4 ft high drainage tunnel.... about 100 yards in I hit my head hard enough to split it open.... probably should have gotten stitches, but I just went to a freinds house and asked to wash it and for some bandage wrappings. The only kind they had was purple colored.
Now I am known as purple head to all my friends.
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School trip,whas walking backwards loling at one of my friends for failing to sing.
I hit the fence of a ledge,woooopsie,landed with my face up,looking at everyone LFMAO'ing at me.
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I just remembered this time when i tripped and grabbed on to this girls legs and my face smacked her in the vag area and then i fell to the floor. This was 5th grade and everyone including teachers saw it. Yup very awkward.
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Yesterday, September 30th to be exact. In my MAT 134 class, we were having some fun with jeopardy, still surprises me that a university still uses those types of review games. Well, I wanted to sit it out, and let the ladies have a win cause the rest of the guys are kind of idiots, but my brain didn't want to and I ended up answering all the questions, including both double jeapardies, and the final one correctly. 44,000 points to 2,000. Reason why it was stupid, all the girls hate me now. Why do I have such bad luck with women?
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Omg,my turtle beat me at chess O _ o....
Now ive seen it all...ohh wait...
@Cortex
Instead of we men sucking with them xD
Let them suck with us lol,cuz they do it alot worse :P
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Yesterday, September 30th to be exact. In my MAT 134 class, we were having some fun with jeopardy, still surprises me that a university still uses those types of review games. Well, I wanted to sit it out, and let the ladies have a win cause the rest of the guys are kind of idiots, but my brain didn't want to and I ended up answering all the questions, including both double jeapardies, and the final one correctly. 44,000 points to 2,000. Reason why it was stupid, all the girls hate me now. Why do I have such bad luck with women?
Don't worry man, I've got terrible luck with women. Except when I get lucky and they hear me playing my Acoustic guitar, then they love me.
Also don't worry the world is filled with stupid ass people. Don't feel bad about being one of the smarter ones. Trust me it's hard, I took Calc2 and man I was actually getting annoyed at the people that just didn't get it. It slowed the whole class up and the professor kept giving us extra work because we needed more practice...
Sometimes life ins't fair, but what is? So chansey it.
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Yesterday, September 30th to be exact. In my MAT 134 class, we were having some fun with jeopardy, still surprises me that a university still uses those types of review games. Well, I wanted to sit it out, and let the ladies have a win cause the rest of the guys are kind of idiots, but my brain didn't want to and I ended up answering all the questions, including both double jeapardies, and the final one correctly. 44,000 points to 2,000. Reason why it was stupid, all the girls hate me now. Why do I have such bad luck with women?
Don't worry man, I've got terrible luck with women. Except when I get lucky and they hear me playing my Acoustic guitar, then they love me.
Also don't worry the world is filled with stupid ass people. Don't feel bad about being one of the smarter ones. Trust me it's hard, I took Calc2 and man I was actually getting annoyed at the people that just didn't get it. It slowed the whole class up and the professor kept giving us extra work because we needed more practice...
Sometimes life ins't fair, but what is? So chansey it.
I do play the saxophone, but lets not get into that, this thread is about stupidity. Like when someone asked me a favor, and I said "Si," and they said, "See what?"
Palm to forehead.
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lol I was watching a football(American Football) game with my dad, lil bro, and mom, and the clock's running down, my team is losing and we have a single time out left. So I yell "Somebody call a touch down!" As soon as I said it my lil bro jumps up with his hands in the air and yells "TOUCHDOWN!" and we dissolved into laughter. Meant to say time out for those of you who don't know why that's funny.
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During a soccer game, I had the ball, and was in the zone (Had full control of the ball, and no one could get it from me). However, I was so far in the zone that when I kicked the ball, I didn't realize that I turned around during my entire moment of awesomeness, and scored on my own goal. Lost that game because of that.
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The other team was like: "Wtf is this guy doing? Nah, let him go, he is going to give us a free point."
And you team is like: "Dude! Wrong way! That is out goal! Stupid..."
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The other team was like: "Wtf is this guy doing? Nah, let him go, he is going to give us a free point."
And you team is like: "Dude! Wrong way! That is out goal! Stupid..."
Actually it was like
Other Team: "How is he doing this, get the freaking ball!"
My team: "It's all you man, DO IT!"
Me: Way too in the zone, somehow got turned around. Kick. "GOA......."
My Team: "What just happened?"
Other Team: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
Me: :'(
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Calling my girlfriend by her internet username.
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There was one time when we were going out to eat at a Chile's restaurant that was located in a small mall. The restaurant has a glass door leading into the rest of the mall, and it didn't have its own restroom, so you had to go out of the restaurant to the nearest restrooms (which were only about ten, fifteen feet away, so it wasn't too bad).
Anyways, while I was walking back from the restroom, I saw a family that was waiting in the seating area outside of the restaurant for their turn to be taken to a table, and one of the kids was playing a gameboy. I started trying to peek over his shoulder to see what he was playing--while still moving.
I ended up walking right into the glass door. In full view of a large group of people that were about to be taken to their seats.