Is the internet existent in this RP world?

Woah. You must really take this seriously to be asking questions like these. I would of have never even thought of that! I like that.

"That was mildly amusing...And somewhat surprising. Most adults cannot meet my eyes, and treat me as a child. It's new to find someone ducking for cover behind me. "
" Think of It as : Hey, I don.t want my head friggen' eaten off, so I'm gonna go hide behind the tough girl."
He smiled sincerely at her though. She looked pretty smiling. But, she turned to face the problem . "Aim for the left. I'll throw mine to the right. Once they're disoriented, attack them via the head. Most effective and efficient." The moment she gave him the go ahead, he banged his flare into the wall next to the female Chosen, and watched as it ignited, and winced a bit at the sudden flash of light. Someone had once told him there was Magnesium in it, to make it so bright. Whatever magnesium was. Those who lived under Utopia weren't very used to bright lights, so he guessed he never really needed to know what magnesium was anyway. When he thought about it, the underland dwellers were a bit like Groundstalkers, in a way. Pfft, we're not crazy monsters.... Tossing the philosophical thought aside, he chucked the now-bright flare at the almost-blind creatures. They had been in agony the moment the flares were lighted, but the light projectile completely disoriented them. Not only could they not see, but it was also painful to the skin, which wasn't accustomed to random flashes of light at all.
He could hear them shrieking. Ayara mist of have thrown the other flare.
Shock took this moment to climb up onto his roof, and go around them, drawing out his yo-yo. " Alright, Ayara! Let's take 'em out!"
And maybe get some food..., he thought to himself. He pressed a button, and sharpened spikes popped out of the top of each yo-yo half. Then, after a jump and flick of the wrist, he began the assault.

He flushed with embarassment. Of course, she knew what flares were. But whatever. He gripped two flares in either hand, and leaped out of his house, trying to land in a cool pose, but ended up hobbling out, looking really stupid. He saw Ayara flash him an annoyed glare. He could hear the ground stalkers through the ground. they were very fast... Almost as if they were... Shock jumped up, and made a dash for cover behind Ayara. The ground stalkers burrowed out of the ground, faster than anything had even seen. Faster than... He shook his head. Their gruesome faces stared up at them with dark, almost unblinking eyes. Shock looked at Ayara. " So, should I get this 'Party' started?" He regained his grip on the flares. Now that he thought about it, they were pretty old looking.,.. He'd have to request some new ones....

Shock almost tripped when he saw her. FLYING!? He had never seen a flying person before. Sure, he's seen a fish like chosen, but a FLYING one!?
" Oh... Uh... they're flares. Kinda like Dynamite, but brighter. Better than my glowsticks.." Shock shook his head, and smiled. " Less explosive, though....." He walked into a building in better conditions that the others, with a curtain and a board of wood for the door. " Here. if I'm right, the flares are under my hammock." Shock pushed the board down, and moved the curtain. " Urk. These better work..."  He grabbed the box of flares, and tossed one to the chosen outside the house. " It's pretty easy to light. Just strike it against something dry. It get's hot though. And try not to drop it, or- well, you know what'll happen!"

This is probably the one time in history where trolls, bloggers, gamers, fanfic writers, parody makers, and others will band together to defeat something...

" Aurgh!!"
Shock scowled. " Seriously! I still haven't eaten yet!!"
He jammed his hand into his pocket, and angrily yanked out his yo-yo. Today is just NOT my day!
He glanced over at Ayara, and stepped a pretty safe distance from her. he didn't want her to attack him for exposing her to lead. Although, they had bigger things to worry about.
" I think so. Around my house. I'm not too sure if it still works, though. I haven't used it recently..."

" Awesome! You won't mind if I have some, will you?"
Shock gave her an even wider grin. But, when her facial expression hardened, he realized what he was asking. Of course, If he had some, her supplies would go down to a little bit more than a day. A little nagging voice in his head started up. Hey, you can't just do that, you idiot. Offer her something!
" I could easily help you get some more! There isn't much here, but I can always take you to a pretty good area. It's farther west."
 Hopefully, she'd consider the offer. If not, he could probably just stea- No. That definitely wasn't smart. And he wanted her to be on his side! He didn't want to be enemies with a chosen, if they weren't a Paladin. Once again, No way, No how. Not in his nature.

Eeehhhh, okay. I'll try it. But tomorrow. When the sun's out. Just in case