Pokemon Universe MMORPG
Off-Topic Discussions => Other Chat => Topic started by: Kamaran on November 13, 2010, 12:27:05 PM
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why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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That was very Random, and Hitey is the Random one......
Um.....
Is the inside of the bottle is still wet?
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Glue only becomes sticky on cantact with air.
Are you stupid or something? :P
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Gluesticks secrete a layer of mucus that acts as a barrier between the two
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why are manholes round??
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Because, if they were square, they'd be able to fall through the hole if the angle was right.
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sad panda first person got it XD, usually people can't think of it for the life of them
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why can't pokemon be real?
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We lookin' for a serious answer here?
Because you touch yourself at night.
More importantly, why can't I find a godamn laser to replace my right eye with?
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Pokemon isn't real?
loljk. Is it because they reference the Eiffel Tower in that one episode?
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They are not.
Lasers, however, are.
Why can't I has laser eye?
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Pokemon exist.... :S
[spoiler]as fictitious animals/monsters[/spoiler]
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(http://www.calgaryoptometry.com/images/LaserEye-RGB.jpg)
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(http://www.calgaryoptometry.com/images/LaserEye-RGB.jpg)
you win.. period
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Frenchfry, you can't have a laser eye, because then when you look someone in the eyes, they will have their retinas burned out. Plus you wouldn't be able to be a ninja.
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But I would hve it hidden under my eyepatch. |:/
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(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/Captain_Carrot/RiddleMeThis-3.jpg)
'Twas whispered in Heaven, 'twas muttered in hell,
And echo caught faintly the sound as it fell;
On the confines of earth 'twas permitted to rest,
And in the depths of the ocean its presence confes'd;
'Twill be found in the sphere when 'tis riven asunder,
Be seen in the lightning and heard in the thunder;
'Twas allotted to man with his earliest breath,
Attends him at birth and awaits him at death,
Presides o'er his happiness, honor and health,
Is the prop of his house, and the end of his wealth.
In the heaps of the miser 'tis hoarded with care,
But is sure to be lost on his prodigal heir;
It begins every hope, every wish it must bound,
With the husbandman toils, and with monarchs is crowned;
Without it the soldier and seaman may roam,
But woe to the wretch who expels it from home!
In the whispers of conscience its voice will be found,
Nor e'er in the whirlwind of passion be drowned;
'Twill soften the heart; but though deaf be the ear,
It will make him acutely and instantly hear.
Set in shade, let it rest like a delicate flower;
Ah! Breathe on it softly, it dies in an hour.
What am I?
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(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/Captain_Carrot/RiddleMeThis-3.jpg)
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the Letter H
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you're no fun...
I guess that's what i get for choosing the second link on google.
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A barber's job is to shave every man in town who doesnt shave himself. Does the barber shave himself or not?
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Not professionally, but yes he does.
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you're no fun...
I guess that's what i get for choosing the second link on google.
Yep
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My barber cuts my hair... Jus' saying :)
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Now for a question that I have been asked a lot: What came first; the chicken or the egg?
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The chicken!!!! Wait... chickens come out of eggs. So the egg!!!! But what laid the chicken egg? ugh. Who knows!
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Now for a question that I have been asked a lot: What came first; the chicken or the egg?
The chicken
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Now for a question that I have been asked a lot: What came first; the chicken or the egg?
The chicken
The egg. ¬_¬
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
I have my own theory,
One chicken crossed the road for no reason and found four other chickens who re-crossed the road.
The first one re-crossed the road to get to the other side, the second to escape from people who ask random questions, and get nosy about a chicken for no reason, the final chicken re-crossed the road going after the other two chickens but just got ran over, and the baby chicken re-crossed the road to re-create man kind, as the first chicken has destroyed it by crossing the road, or because it felt like it, that is the part that I, nor anybody else knows.
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Wow!
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My answer to that question is always the same.
Why don't we get off his case? Maybe he just wants to cross the damn road.
Besides, more importantly...
Where IS Waldo? Why is he hiding? And why, if it's so important that he's found, are CHILDREN supposed to be looking for him?
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But I would hve it hidden under my eyepatch. |:/
Ninja Art! IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!! ...From meh eye.
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My answer to that question is always the same.
Why don't we get off his case? Maybe he just wants to cross the damn road.
Besides, more importantly...
Where IS Waldo? Why is he hiding? And why, if it's so important that he's found, are CHILDREN supposed to be looking for him?
Waldo is a very large threat to this country. He needs to be found so he can be captured and interrogated by US officials. Why children are used to search for him? If adults were given books in which they needed to find Waldo, it would make them suspicious. They would become scared, and that is not something the government wants. Where's Waldo books have been disguised as games for children for children for the safety of our country.
This message will self destruct in 5 seconds.
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Good job Mr. Pokemon, you blew my internal organs out. Now I have to tell my robotic dragonchicken with lasers and the ability to rip a hole in the fabric of space and time and then make everything back to normal and do it all over again and cause you so much pain that you would rather have someone tear out your internal organs one by one to attack you.