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Title: [GAME] A series of unfortunate events
Post by: Tickles on October 23, 2011, 12:22:53 AM
Rules: I start a scene, you all continue it by adding a more unfortunate event. Each event must end in a "..." so the next person can continue. Now, to make this more interesting, you must wait for 3 people to post before you can post again, just for kicks. Now BEGIN:

A man named Hector walks into a bar...


Note: Don't kill the guy that is having a bad day, it will ruin it.
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Post by: zorocario on October 23, 2011, 10:39:03 PM
and ask for a drink of milk...
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Post by: Arctus on October 23, 2011, 11:16:10 PM
And that's when he notices...
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Post by: Tickles on October 23, 2011, 11:17:44 PM
That the bartender is his father...
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Post by: Desbear on October 23, 2011, 11:33:19 PM
...And he notices that he is out past his bed time....

XD
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Post by: Darkstar64 on October 23, 2011, 11:34:57 PM
And his father forbids him from drinking dairy...
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Post by: Tickles on October 23, 2011, 11:48:58 PM
But hector refuses and throws a tantrum...
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Post by: Darkstar64 on October 24, 2011, 12:36:56 AM
which is odd, because he's 50...
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Post by: zorocario on October 24, 2011, 04:12:53 PM
then the people in the bar look at him like he crazy...
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Post by: Tickles on October 24, 2011, 06:55:31 PM
So, hector pulls out a gun...
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Post by: zorocario on October 24, 2011, 07:07:36 PM
its wasn't a a real gun but a squirt gun...
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Post by: Tickles on October 24, 2011, 07:27:05 PM
and all the other bar patrons kick him out...
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Post by: Mr. Fox on October 24, 2011, 07:42:13 PM
he kicks a rock into the street causing a five car pile up...
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Post by: zorocario on October 24, 2011, 08:03:15 PM
He runs into a wax museum...
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Post by: Tickles on October 24, 2011, 09:43:10 PM
And the statues come to life, wanting his flesh...
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Post by: Arctus on October 24, 2011, 10:47:05 PM
So he starts a small fire...
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Post by: Mr. Fox on October 24, 2011, 11:28:57 PM
The statues start climbing the walls and...
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Post by: zorocario on October 24, 2011, 11:37:27 PM
then the security walk in...
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Post by: Darkstar64 on October 25, 2011, 01:14:13 AM
and their brains get eaten by the zombie wax statues. Then...

(This works, right?)
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Post by: zorocario on October 25, 2011, 01:45:58 AM
then the man pick up the gun. then...
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Post by: Mr. Fox on October 25, 2011, 02:35:40 AM
The zombie statues start multiplying...
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Post by: Tickles on October 25, 2011, 04:22:14 AM
and they all have a troll face...
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Post by: Arctus on October 25, 2011, 06:23:39 AM
Which drives hector insane so then...
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Post by: Tickles on October 25, 2011, 08:35:49 AM
he runs out into a hallucination...
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Post by: Mr. Fox on October 25, 2011, 11:46:38 AM
Where its raining food and...
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Post by: zorocario on October 25, 2011, 03:09:52 PM
he hopes for the food to get the zombies to eat it. then...
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Post by: Mr. Fox on October 25, 2011, 06:36:27 PM
the zombies start dancing and...
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Post by: zorocario on October 25, 2011, 07:08:40 PM
then the man run the hell out of there. then...
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Post by: Tickles on October 25, 2011, 09:47:27 PM
He finds Jack the Ripper, who invites him for a drink...
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Post by: zorocario on October 25, 2011, 10:35:47 PM
he run looking over his shoulder. then...
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Post by: Arctus on October 25, 2011, 10:37:21 PM
He trips and falls face first...
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Post by: Mr. Fox on October 25, 2011, 11:09:13 PM
He falls face first into a pile of dog crap. He gets up and sees Jack running after him with something in his hand...
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Post by: DarK_SouL on October 26, 2011, 01:15:26 AM
A Dagger? He gets stabbed repeatedly, barely alive.
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Post by: zorocario on October 26, 2011, 01:20:50 AM
with his last breath he crawl to the hospital. then...
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Post by: Tickles on October 26, 2011, 04:43:19 AM
The doctors fix him up, and make him a woman so...
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Post by: Arctus on October 26, 2011, 06:33:27 AM
He/she tries to hitchhike across the country...
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Post by: zorocario on October 26, 2011, 06:50:35 PM
she get pick up by a old man that offer her a ride. then...
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Post by: Darkstar64 on October 31, 2011, 03:01:27 AM
...he crashes his motorcycle into a chocolate factory. Unfortunate because...
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Post by: Tickles on October 31, 2011, 03:05:31 AM
The oompa loompas are on strike..
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Post by: Arctus on October 31, 2011, 05:18:25 AM
So they are trapped with...
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Post by: Mr. Fox on October 31, 2011, 09:25:06 AM
Willy Wonka with out any anti-psychotics who does...
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Post by: Burning Roses on November 13, 2011, 09:33:29 PM
Then the cops because came someone called and then...
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Post by: Shadow of Darkness on November 13, 2011, 10:51:54 PM
The cops start dropping oompa loompas left and right, so then.......
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Post by: Burning Roses on November 13, 2011, 10:55:08 PM
And willy wonka pulled out a nerds rope and then...
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Post by: Darkstar64 on November 14, 2011, 02:33:06 AM
he strangles a cop, so now everyone is in trouble! After which...
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Post by: Burning Roses on November 14, 2011, 03:15:56 AM
so willy wonka kills everybody with sour candy,then...
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Post by: John Flame on November 14, 2011, 08:58:13 AM
Chuck Norris descended from the sky...
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Post by: Shadow of Darkness on November 14, 2011, 10:51:18 PM
and healed everyone with his super healing powers so that.....
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Post by: Darkstar64 on November 15, 2011, 01:45:46 AM
the wax zombies with troll faces would come back. They found their way to the chocolate factory, and...
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Post by: Arctus on November 15, 2011, 07:31:20 AM
A mysterious hooded man nodded at a bird and...
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Post by: Shadow of Darkness on November 15, 2011, 11:15:50 PM
as a signal, telling it to start dropping egg bombs on the zombies then...
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Post by: Desbear on November 15, 2011, 11:18:16 PM
...Then altair comes in and slits the throat of....
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Post by: Burning Roses on November 18, 2011, 06:06:27 PM
of the bird man and then a girl throws a pokeball at the altair and calls out lopunny. then...

(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh126/senta_ninja_girl/Shiny_Lopunny.jpg)
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Post by: Desbear on November 18, 2011, 11:11:14 PM
...and then Altair throws his growing knives at....
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Post by: Arctus on November 18, 2011, 11:58:40 PM
The poke all midair, that's when ...
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Post by: Darkstar64 on November 19, 2011, 12:50:20 AM
thats when the growing knives started to grow, and became the size of a table and cut Lopunny down the middle. News travels fast through the airwaves of the pokemon police force, so they were already outside when...
Title: Re: [GAME] A series of unfortunate events
Post by: Tickles on November 19, 2011, 01:36:13 AM
Now the story stops so a new concepts can begin. Why, to many of these games involves Pokemon, so for this one, please leave Pokemon out.

Now..... BEGIN

A woman named Ellin comes back from a hard day of work, when...
Title: Re: [GAME] A series of unfortunate events
Post by: Arctus on November 19, 2011, 02:16:43 AM
She finds her door left slightly ajar...
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Post by: Shadow of Darkness on November 19, 2011, 03:23:10 AM
She walk inside and discovers....
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Post by: Darkstar64 on November 19, 2011, 07:54:06 AM
someone in her house eating all of her chocolate! She...
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Post by: Desbear on November 19, 2011, 07:57:39 AM
...she calls master chief to....(we can do game refrences right?)
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Post by: Darkstar64 on November 19, 2011, 08:59:31 AM
(I would think it'd be alright...)

call in an air-strike TO KICK HIS...butt...but in the process...
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Post by: Desbear on November 19, 2011, 09:25:01 AM
...a grunt comes and sticky grenades....
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Post by: Darkstar64 on November 19, 2011, 09:48:57 AM
Okay...Now we're making Halo references all over the place. It's okay if there's like ONE reference, but don't do it more than that.
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Post by: Tickles on November 19, 2011, 03:45:13 PM
And since video game references are made, Ellin wonders why someone eating eher chocolate is unfortunate, but then a meteor falls from the sky.....


(remember, don't kill the main character, and the next event has to be, Unfortunate, none of this stuff I seen before)
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Post by: Darkstar64 on November 19, 2011, 05:39:31 PM
She makes it out alive, but her house is destroyed, and she doesn't have insurance. After which...
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Post by: Desbear on November 19, 2011, 05:57:57 PM
...after which a ice cream truck comes coming an almost hits her then....
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Post by: Shadow of Darkness on November 19, 2011, 08:05:47 PM
she stumbles down an open man hole in the street..lol....then..
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Post by: Desbear on November 19, 2011, 08:08:06 PM
...a alligator comes down the sewer and...
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Post by: Tickles on November 20, 2011, 02:29:57 AM
Knocks her down further, over an underground sewage waterfall...
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Post by: Desbear on November 20, 2011, 02:31:44 AM
..And then some bats...

(BATS ARE SCARY MIND YOU GUYS!)
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Post by: Shadow of Darkness on November 21, 2011, 04:14:56 AM
...swoop down and with their super bat strength grab her by her ankles and carry her.....
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Post by: Tickles on November 21, 2011, 04:27:53 AM
Into a cave where mutants live, waiting to feast upon her flesh...
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Post by: Shadow of Darkness on November 22, 2011, 05:17:03 AM
but as the bats dropped her down she fell on a needle with super powers that....lol
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Post by: Tickles on November 22, 2011, 05:22:20 AM
(I said unfortunate, but watch what I do. Also, reading this and thinking "bad day")

Make her more attractive to the flesh eating mutants, who go berserk...
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Post by: Shadow of Darkness on November 22, 2011, 05:29:48 AM
Oh oh ok I'll see...uhmm, but other things need to happen to keep the story line going?...Wow can't think of anything without her getting killed lol.
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Post by: Desbear on November 22, 2011, 06:32:20 AM
Then the ceiling falls and crushes everyone, but do to the super powers she lives but is now in very very large amounts of pain....
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Post by: zorocario on November 22, 2011, 04:09:11 PM
she go into a store and brought like thousand of pain killers and take and now she got a headache. then....
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Post by: Desbear on November 22, 2011, 05:12:31 PM
Now wait a second, she has to get out from under the ceiling that fell on her.
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Post by: Shadow of Darkness on November 23, 2011, 04:44:21 AM
With her super powers she busts through the collapsed ceiling only to have a flying icecream truck land on her....
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Post by: PkMn Trainer Black on November 25, 2011, 08:13:26 PM
Which sends her back down to the sewers. Afterwards...
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Post by: Shadow of Darkness on November 26, 2011, 01:39:08 AM
A giant river/sewer gator starts attacking her so she.....
Title: Re: [GAME] A series of unfortunate events
Post by: Desbear on November 26, 2011, 01:45:16 AM
..Gets her leg bit off, it grows back(Very painfully) and this continually happens until...
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Post by: Darkstar64 on November 26, 2011, 03:57:28 AM
(Lol, Piccolo.)

...a large chunk of concrete lands on her and the sewer gator, killing the gator and breaking three of her ribs, which also very painfully grow back. She then...
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Post by: Shadow of Darkness on November 26, 2011, 04:26:14 AM
Finds a oddly placed portal two feet away that she jumps in only to have it teleport her over an active volcano....
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Post by: Tickles on November 26, 2011, 05:30:18 AM
Where a giant griffon grabs her and takes her back to the nest to feed when...


(remember, no killing the main character, and each event has to be unfortunate. Also, try not to repeat events to much, or the story will be in an infinite loop.)
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Post by: Mr Pokemon on November 26, 2011, 05:44:11 AM
the griffin babies peck her eyes out...
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Post by: Shadow of Darkness on November 26, 2011, 05:51:29 AM
.....are you talking to me....lol

Which instantly grows back, she then tames the griffin with her motherly kindness, but while escaping on it's back a swarm of killer bees spots her....
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Post by: PkMn Trainer Black on November 26, 2011, 07:27:31 PM
And the griffens defend her, but after an aisian wasp stung her...
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Post by: Desbear on November 26, 2011, 08:08:29 PM
...Then a GIANT GIANT THING comes and kills the griffins and attacks her...
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Post by: Shadow of Darkness on November 27, 2011, 04:20:35 AM
oh uhh... that didn't really go with the last sentence lol

...she escapes the THING by jumpig off the dead griffin, unfortunately towards the Meadow of Death Spikes.....
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Post by: Tickles on November 27, 2011, 03:14:26 PM
Where a hoard of spiked lizards await a new victim, wanting to destroy her in every horrible way imaginable, but....
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Post by: PkMn Trainer Black on November 27, 2011, 05:55:25 PM
The God of War Pimp-slapped her into another Dimension, in where...
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Post by: Shadow of Darkness on November 27, 2011, 05:57:13 PM
.....everything has the overwhelming urge to stab her with a knife..but she ???
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Post by: PkMn Trainer Black on November 29, 2011, 12:55:19 AM
...was sent into a black hole,suprisingly surviving. After that...
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Post by: Tickles on November 29, 2011, 06:26:30 PM
She is floating in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE, about to run out of air when...


(Really bad day for this lady, lol)
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Post by: PkMn Trainer Black on November 29, 2011, 10:15:31 PM
She gets Swallowed by a humonculous. That's When...
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Post by: Shadow of Darkness on December 02, 2011, 04:39:05 AM
She gets Swallowed by a humonculous. That's When...

Woah woah whats a humonculous.. ???..... :P
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Post by: Tickles on December 02, 2011, 06:01:39 PM
It's from Fullmetal Alchemist.

She is imbued with immortality, which is a joke for her current state, since she is mutated beyond recognition, and is still in space, when...
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Post by: Shadow of Darkness on December 02, 2011, 11:25:40 PM
A hoard of flesh-eating aliens fly up and focus there laser cannon on her...
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Post by: PkMn Trainer Black on December 02, 2011, 11:49:18 PM
And Mr. Shoop da Woop Starts-a FIRIN' HIS LAZAH! Which at this point...
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Post by: Shadow of Darkness on December 06, 2011, 12:49:06 AM
ok.....redo

while in space she falls(don't think you can fall in space..) into a Worm hole sending back in time to the age of the DINOsaurs..so she
Title: Re: [GAME] A series of unfortunate events
Post by: Tickles on December 06, 2011, 04:57:42 AM
(For anyone who was reading this, this all happened to the person we are fictionally torturing in a matter of a few hours.)

Meets a talking T-rex who explains all the different ways he is going to cook her when...
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Post by: SweetRaichu on December 06, 2011, 05:03:17 AM
Then, A talking Dog name Pluto came to here Rescue. And then...
Title: Re: [GAME] A series of unfortunate events
Post by: Tickles on December 06, 2011, 05:05:30 AM
Then, A talking Dog name Pluto came to here Rescue. And then...

NOPE! It has to be unfortunate, no getting saved. So post after this and forget the last one.
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Post by: EnvyKarnie on December 06, 2011, 05:08:53 AM
then she gets droped in his mouth
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Post by: PkMn Trainer Black on December 06, 2011, 10:41:16 PM
which she ends up through the other end. So then..
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Post by: Mr. Fox on December 06, 2011, 11:03:56 PM
Then a giant praying mantis starts chasing her...
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Post by: Shadow of Darkness on December 08, 2011, 02:48:10 AM
up to an active volcano where she is forced to jump..when...
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Post by: SweetRaichu on December 08, 2011, 05:09:52 AM
archeops catches her and take her to his nest. Then...
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Post by: Shadow of Darkness on December 08, 2011, 01:54:32 PM
...She breaks free before he drops her in the nest only to drop down over ........
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Post by: SweetRaichu on December 08, 2011, 09:07:34 PM
Then the Eggs in the nest started to hatch. Then...
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Post by: EnvyKarnie on December 09, 2011, 01:39:03 AM
then a big lotus comes
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Post by: Shadow of Darkness on December 10, 2011, 01:46:28 AM
I think you mis-read my post Raichu....
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Post by: PkMn Trainer Black on January 01, 2012, 06:18:06 PM
Shegets slapped into Ancaria, at which point...
Title: Re: [GAME] A series of unfortunate events
Post by: Shadow of Darkness on January 07, 2012, 05:22:17 AM
Did you mean Antartica?^^

kk...When a herd of angry polar bears start galloping towards her.  (yeah i know they don't travel in herds and gallop..lol)
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Post by: zorocario on January 09, 2012, 05:29:41 AM
wow, this Lady got the worst life ever.

Then a whale broke the ice and eat the lady and scare the polar bears.
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Post by: Shadow of Darkness on January 10, 2012, 10:28:36 PM
Then the whale dove down into the freezing water and swam to the bottom of the ocean(impossible<<)