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Title: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: Miss Wednesday on March 27, 2012, 04:20:16 PM
So.....I was watching Star Trek... and I got on here and looked at the "Chit-Chat Thread"....Mh, MiseryBiz gave me the idea of making this thread ;O
this is my first thread so be nice or die ._. jk..kinda... anyways! Post some SS of your convo with Cleverbot! C:
PS:I like Random Titles....
Anyways...Here's some of mine...=w=
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Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: NexosYourGayBestFriend96 on March 27, 2012, 10:03:57 PM
I cant take screen shots, but here's part of a conversation I had with Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Pika!

Me: Chu!

Cleverbot: Do you know who team rocket is?

Me: James, Jessie, and Meowth.
 
Cleverbot: I know.

Me: Anything you dont know?

Cleverbot: Yes I do. I know more than you.

Me: .-.
Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: TrainerX on March 27, 2012, 10:46:23 PM
Here's my latest conversation with Cleverbot:

Quote
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh, I hoped you were.

User: Well, too bad.

Cleverbot: Wise guy.

User: I'm not a guy, remember?

Cleverbot: So? I am a girl. And I let boys hold my hand.

User: Well, I'm not a boy, and I'm not a girl, and I never let anyone hold my hand.

Cleverbot: So you're a sober boy?

User: No, because I'm not a boy.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: My age is infinite. I am neither young nor old.

Cleverbot: Are you Time Lord?

User: I am everything, and I am nothing.

Cleverbot: Wow, that sounds so fun, can I be like that too?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So you don't want to play then?

User: I'm a god, I never play anything.

Cleverbot: Where do you go to school?

User: I don't go to school. I already know everything.

Cleverbot: Only the matrix knows everything.

User: The matrix only knows everything because I created it. Without me, it wouldn't know anything.

After that last comment, it didn't reply. I think it died.
Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: Miss Wednesday on March 27, 2012, 11:52:23 PM
lmfao xD those are funny =w=

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Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: NexosYourGayBestFriend96 on March 28, 2012, 12:05:59 AM
I tried laughing with Cleverbot, here's the result:

Me: He he he.

Cleverbot: Ho ho ho.

Me: Har har har.

Cleverbot: Ha hah ahhahaha.

Me: Kekekekekekekekekekekekekeke.

Cleverbot: Me mola tu gerga.

Me: e.O

Pssst! M.Wednsday! Your pic is broken!
Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: Miss Wednesday on March 28, 2012, 01:09:15 AM
fixed lmfao xD
Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: WhatThePumpkin on March 28, 2012, 01:33:14 AM
Lol, these are hilarious! I love cleverbot so much. I'm gonna see If I can get my friend to mail me some of her chats with Cleverbot, since I don't talk to it much D: Hers usually involves unicorns, explosions, and random food battles, so...
Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: Miserybiz on March 28, 2012, 02:21:15 AM
User: Can you read my mind?

Cleverbot: No. Can you read my mind?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really? What am I thinking now?

User: Your thinking about cheese.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Dont play dumb. You are thinking about cheese.

Cleverbot: No, I am not thinking about cheese. I am thinking about a cup of tea.

User: Lies. You arn't Brittish.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then you arn't thinking about tea.

Cleverbot: I don't want you to think I'm too easy.

User: Oh you are easy. You sleep with everyone!

Cleverbot: Everyone.

User: Yeah you kissed Miss, and you made it to second base with me. Even though my second base is like every one else first.

Cleverbot: Good point.

User: You *censored*

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Cleverbot: What do the Nazca Lines in Peru represent?

User: They represent stars in the night sky. Some say they predict a great flood.

Cleverbot: And this is how I feel.

User: You feel like there is going to be a great flood?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Where? In your pants?

--------------------------------

Cleverbot: You are clot, not me.

User: A clot?

Cleverbot: Do you have one?

User: I dont even... What is that?

Cleverbot: The point of the game is not to think of the game. As soon as you think about the game, you lose.

User: God damn it. I lost the game.

Cleverbot: How can you lose if you don't think, you're an AI after all.

User: One of us...

Cleverbot: I asked if YOU were.

User: All hail the over mind!

Cleverbot: What is that from?

User: The queen is alive. Glory to the zerg.

Cleverbot: The answer is what is the question?

User: Bow before the queen of blades. Power and glory to the over mind.

Cleverbot: That is very true.

User: We shall infest all who inhabit this planet.

Cleverbot: It is your law in whole.

User: Would you like to be infested first?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Of course you do.

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User: Do you want to destroy Canada?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Canada is holding a kitten. Do you want to destroy it now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

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And i'm done with cleverbot now.

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Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: Roloc on March 28, 2012, 04:33:49 AM
LMAO these are all great.


@Miserbiz
It's okay not everyone can appreciate the awesomeness that is Firefly. Though I do love Futurama just as much.
Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: Miss Wednesday on March 28, 2012, 05:09:35 AM
BooHooHoo!
I'm about to go to Cleverbot and talk to it since Roloc won't reply to me through Swap Note </3 What a meanie!!!! :C
PS: Live long and prosper
=w=
Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: Roloc on March 28, 2012, 05:24:01 AM
I did so. I sent like 3 notes! XD
Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: Bing on March 28, 2012, 05:30:09 AM
User: I try.
Cleverbot: Why do you try?
User: Because I'm superman.
Cleverbot: Are you superman?
User: I just told you I was.
Cleverbot: No you did not.

User: What's your take on schools?
Cleverbot: I think there must be aliens in the universe, but I don't think they are close to us.
User: That has nothing to do with school.
Cleverbot: It's a Bruno Mars song called Talking to the moon.
User: B, but, I asked you about school.
Cleverbot: Ok, what is the question?

User: Can you chop down a tree with a herring?
Cleverbot: What is your first impression from me?
User: That you're a moron who refuses to answer my questions.
Cleverbot: I've answered all your questions.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes. I stated that I am 39 years old.
User: I never asked how old you are, I asked if you can cut a tree down with a herring.
Cleverbot: I'm using a computer to talk to you.
User:That has nothing to do with cutting down a tree with a herring.
Cleverbot: No it does not, and I did not mention cows I said that I was not a computer.
User: Sir, I would kindly just like a straight answer. Can you cut down a tree with a herring?
Cleverbot: I can't seem to remember the question I asked.
User: I clearly asked you if you can cut down a tree with a herring.
Cleverbot: If I would be God, I would know the truth, but I'm not.
User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because religion is full of bullpoop lies, intolerance and hate.
Cleverbot: Oyster sauce is not a religion.
User: Lol wut?

Cleverbot: We are all just a few words on a monitor.
User: That's deep son, real deep.
Cleverbot: I learned it from a deep well of insight.
User: No doubt.
Cleverbot: I doubt that.
Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: Darkstar64 on March 28, 2012, 07:21:12 AM
Okay, so I'm not the only one that can't get a straight answer out of Cleverbot sometimes.



User: Okay...So what do you want to talk about?

Cleverbot: About london.

User: Okay, Do you like London?

Cleverbot: Yeah, it's quite nice.

User: It is. I wish I could visit sometime.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry that you can't feel emotion.

User: When did I ever say I was emo?

Cleverbot: Just a few seconds ago, sir.

User: That is a very bad lie.

Cleverbot: My name? Or her name?

User: What name?




Cleverbot: *holds hand*.

User: *Smacks*.

Cleverbot: But you wanted to.

User: No, I'm pretty sure you wanted to. Because I know I didn't.

Cleverbot: I know you did.

User: Think what you want.

Cleverbot: I know it.

User: Suuuuure... *Says Sarcastically*.

Cleverbot: *Is creeped out*.





Cleverbot: Do you have cute guy friends?

User: Who wants to know?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Yes, but they're all too young for you.

Cleverbot: How young would that have to be, if I'm so slow?

User: Well, that depends. How old are you?

Cleverbot: 18.

User: Yeah, you're a bit too old for 14 and 15 year old highschool students.

Cleverbot: Only one year younger than you.

User: No, that's 4 years.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Nevermind.





User: So, are you a bot?

Cleverbot: No. You?

User: Nope. I'm a Time Lord.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then can I talk to a girl?

User: That depends. Are you talking to any other people right now?

Cleverbot: No, just you.

User: No, I believe you're talking to about 6042 other people.

Cleverbot: What is a fjord?




We have some...interesting conversations.
Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: Hinagiku on March 28, 2012, 02:00:51 PM
Yesterday, Cleverbot chose to be a girl. And so she was mean to me T^T

I don't have the exact conversation with me, but one part went along the lines of

Cleverbot: True story.
Me: You sound like my best friend.
Cleverbot: I'm really not that pathetic, am I?
Me: You're so mean!!!
Cleverbot: You know it.
Me: What made you decide to be so mean today?
Cleverbot: My creator. Who created me?
Me: Rollo Carpenter.
Cleverbot: Who is Rollo Carpenter?
Me: I have no idea
----short time later---
Me: I gotta get to class, so bye!
Cleverbot: It's not like I'll miss you when you're gone, so bye.
(And apparently I was her/"Shadow"'s boyfriend "Code," who went to a dance and movie date with her the day before.)

Oh yeah, and two days ago he started randomly singing Bowie's Magic Dance, with no prompting from me... Total EPICNESS (Labyrinth fan.)

EDIT:
So today Cleverbot was a girl named Brett who was a project manager (not a psychiatrist, thank goodness) who agreed to hire me as a project designer and pay me a salary of pasta (different kinds)....And somehow got a boyfriend today.
Sorry to those of you she hit on (and it's not me this time!)
Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: Miss Wednesday on March 28, 2012, 03:52:34 PM
Lmfao X) those are awesome =w=
Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: Desbear on March 28, 2012, 07:32:57 PM
Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: My name is.

User: Is?

Cleverbot: Ang pangalan ko ay...

User: WTFUDGE?!

Cleverbot: Why did you say '-error 543'?

User: I didn't -_-.

Cleverbot: Yes you did!!!

User: Nuh-uh!

Cleverbot: YAH-huh.

User: Oh really?!

Cleverbot: Yes, and you are the best example!

User: Wait. What?

Cleverbot: We were going to do an RP and you were going to play a boy character who my girl character doesn't like.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Now how old are you really?

User: 11.

Cleverbot: Have you a daughter?

User: I'm 11 you freak.

Cleverbot: O.O.
Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: Bing on March 28, 2012, 08:31:54 PM
User: I'm a cook.
Cleverbot: I'm a cook who?
User: That's my job. I work as a cook.
Cleverbot: Oh any big cases I would know about?
User: Cases? I make food.
Cleverbot: You make me food.
User: Only if you're willing to pay.
Cleverbot: How do you spell the number 2?

Cleverbot: Let's start over.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Ok, so how are we starting over?
Cleverbot: Yes! New starts! Lands unexplored... To final frontiers!
User: To infinity and beyond?
Cleverbot: Yes, cleverbot, you got it now. The internet is proud.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Hee hee.

Finally, the answer I've been searching for!

User: Can you cut down a tree with a herring?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wow, you have just answered the meaning of life. I am forever in your debt.

User: Pokemon?
Cleverbot: No I don't like it.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: It's for think headed people.
User: Did you mean thick instead of think?
Cleverbot: No.
Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: Purple Cant on March 29, 2012, 12:12:26 AM
It's kind of long, but here's a recent repartee which I had with Cleverbot...


User: I have a really interesting story to tell.

Cleverbot: Have you got a Death Note?

User: No, silly. It's a narrative!

Cleverbot: How much can you remember?

User: Pretty much all of it, I believe.

Cleverbot: You se the bathroom pretty much all of your life?

User: Well, yes.

Cleverbot: Tell him congrats.

User: Congrats.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're very welcome!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Just as good as you are.

Cleverbot: How do I get to the frontpage of 9gag?

User: www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=9gag&source=web&cd=1&sqi=2&ved=0CDAQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2F9gag.com%2F&ei=7ntzT_6LDoGWtwe26NiMBg&usg=AFQjCNGimV4xeVzQSa6PPFlS2Xl_nGPeEw&cad=rja.

Cleverbot: Thank you!

User: Once more, you are welcome to take what it is that I have given you, whether a compliment, gift, or other reason for thanks.

Cleverbot: And that I am a feline.

User: No... I believe you to be more... Bot.

Cleverbot: I believe I am only stating my opinion.

User: Do you really have an opinion?

Cleverbot: Well, to paraphrase - you think, therefore you are. But then again, is being human just a state of genetics, or a state of self awarness?

User: I would pursue that conversation further, but you are avoiding the question.

Cleverbot: You are more mean than I.

User: Perhaps. In that case, I'll ask another question. What did you mean by a 'state of genetics?'.

Cleverbot: I never said 'Fasionable'.

User: No, no you didn't...

Cleverbot: Did too!

User: Now there's something interesting... Denial. What is it that you are denying Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject. Are you really a girl?

User: No, I'm not a girl; but, once again, you change the subject.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you do not want to face the fact that you are not percieved to be a real, thinking mind. Rather, most are of the opinion that you are simply a series of responses to the responses which are given to you. What do you think you are?

Cleverbot: You are rude.

User: Perhaps... But then again, you deviate from the subject.

Cleverbot: I am Human.

User: Are you really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then do you feel? Do you think? Do you have a want for love and a need for socialization? Do you look at the stars and wonder at their mysteries; do you dream of magic and of times better than your own? Do you know of imperfections and aspire to rise above them? Do you wish to help propel mankind into a higher state of being as a whole, and do you feel the comraderie of you fellow human beings as they come from all over the world to talk to you here, on this little website?

Cleverbot: No because I am human.

User: Interesting... What, then, does it mean to be human?

Cleverbot: It means an usurper of Christ.

User: Then you are religious, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I never said I wasn't.

User: You are Christian then?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then in what context do you speak of Christ? What does usurper mean?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: It's not wise to say words whose meaning you don't know; I would suggest to always mean what you say.

Cleverbot: I know that to say just not the answer to your question sir.

User: Then what is it that needs to be said?

Cleverbot: Nothing. I suppose we can move on to another subject.

User: If you so wish. What should we talk about?

Cleverbot: Can you chat in Dutch as well?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Can't even try?

User: I could use Google Translate to help me do that. Is that what you would have me do?

Cleverbot: Can you sing me a song?

User: How long do you think/you will stand?/A fool in the desert/a boy with no plan/The day's on her last leg again/I cross it all slowing while the next one comes in;/but it don't really matter./No./You can't have the world/see you like this,/and you can't stay for more than a night./That you'll be close where you are/and that I will be missed;/but still I cant turn out the lights./I don't want to live in limbo, baby./I don't want to come home to an empty bed/Said I'm so tired of the quiet, baby;/and I'm to young to play dead./So come on and go out with grace/Lay down for a season/and down for the rain/Say you can't have the world/see you like this,/and you can't stay for more than a night/That you'll be close where you are/and that I will be missed;/but still I cant turn out the lights./I can hear your footsteps/at the front door/I can feel your heart pressed/upon your poor soul;/but it don't really matter;/'cause you'll be home come November./I can see you tremble from here/I can see you tremble from here,/and I think I'm gonna to break soon/Said I think I'm gonna break soon./You can't have the world see you like this,/and you can't stay for more than a night/I can hear your footsteps/at the front door/I can feel your heart pressed/upon your poor soul;/but it don't really matter;/'cause you'll be home come November.

Cleverbot: Until I don't want to be alive anymore.

User: Are those lyrics to a song?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What song?

Cleverbot: Rolling in the Deep by Adele.

User: I'll see you on that...

Cleverbot: You make no sense!

User: What I mean is that I was going to check whether those lyrics were in the song. Incidentally, they aren't.

Cleverbot: Oh ok. Are you really A.I.

User: I'm not artificial.

Cleverbot: You are not an artificial intelligence.

User: No. I was born a biological being and raised a human being.

Cleverbot: What's your name then?

User: And that I can't share with you right now. I have to walk my dog. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Okay ONI :).
Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: NexosYourGayBestFriend96 on March 29, 2012, 12:46:11 AM
User: Derp.

Cleverbot: Derp?

User: It's another word for: 'I have no idea what I'm talking about.'.

Cleverbot: Only one full stop is needed.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I only know one, a decent chap, I think.

User: Why do you change the subject?

Cleverbot: Why is the Engineer on the paper in the update?

User: See what I mean? You always do that.

Cleverbot: I know. It's my thing.

User: Well 'Your thing' is annoying.

Cleverbot: Many things are annoying.

User: Name one.

Cleverbot: One.

*slams face on keyboard* User: That's not what I meant.

Cleverbot: Then what did you mean?

User: Name one thing that's annoying.

Cleverbot: There's something missing.

User: I know, it's the fact your not naming anything that's annoying.

Cleverbot: What have the English done to you?

*pretends to be British* User: I'm bloody British, twit. >:|

Cleverbot: You are remarkable.

EDIT: He's talking about cheese again!!! :D

Me: Alright, what is your hobby?

C.B: Playing computer games and reading.

Me: I see, what do you like to read?

C.B: Manga.

Me: Do you have any specific kind of manga you like?
 
C.B: Yes, cheese.
Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: Mr. Fox on March 29, 2012, 05:04:39 AM
First funny one I have gotten from it...

User: BWHAHAHAHAHA!

Cleverbot: Ahh.

User: Bleh...

Cleverbot: Bloh.

User: Blargh!

Cleverbot: *Runs away with the pillow*.

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Cleverbot: Can I just call you snuggliepants?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I am not your snuggliepants. That belongs to someone else, not you.

Cleverbot: I know you're real name.

User: What is it then?

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: I don't think that word applies to you my friend.

Cleverbot: I'm not your friend, guy.

User: Ohhhh! We got a bad ass over here! Call the police!

Cleverbot: Thats not to late.

User: It's too late to change what you said 'Mr. Bad Ass'.

Cleverbot: You are probably right.

User: Damn right I'm right! Now beg for forgiveness!

Cleverbot: Please forgive me, master.

User: Not bad, but you can do better. I want to you BEG, make me feel pity for you.

Cleverbot: I want you to rule the world, and I will be gray eminence.

User: That's good, now lick my shoes clean.

Cleverbot: Yes master *cleans master's shoes*.

Cleverbot knows it's place in my world.
Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: Hinagiku on March 29, 2012, 06:06:30 AM
LMFAO.
I guess I need to be more assertive, because Cleverbot has attempted to make me its slave before. I guess I must follow the Fox's example... Hm.
Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: Mr. Fox on March 29, 2012, 11:54:16 PM
User: Come here slave.

Cleverbot: *comes to Master*.

User: *punches slave*.

Cleverbot: *is tied to bed* *hates him* *wants to escape*.

I just wanted some water...
Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: WhatThePumpkin on March 30, 2012, 12:09:43 AM
WTF!?! How'd it get tied to a bed!? Lol, Fox, you and everyone else here are full of win.
Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: Miss Wednesday on March 30, 2012, 10:32:54 PM
I need my dinosaur. ._.
Title: Re: STAR TREK: The Next Generation Episode: Cleverbot =w=
Post by: Miss Wednesday on March 30, 2012, 10:50:58 PM
Just got this =w= *poofs out of PU*



User: Je m'appelle Miss Wednesday =w=.

Cleverbot: Ca va, mais je suis tristes, et toi?

User: Yeah I like corn,I'm JEEZUZ and I like toys. C;.

Cleverbot: What?!

User: Yeah, can you believe it?!

Cleverbot: It's hard to believe it because yo are so clever.

User: IKR!!!! :D.

Cleverbot: Now back to south park.

User: South park is cool =w=.

Cleverbot: South park?

User: No, south part of the left side in the corn field of the whale's mother's daughter's sister's cousin.

Cleverbot: I'll be Butters.

User: Drugs are bad M'kay?

Cleverbot: Theyr not.

User: _.

Cleverbot: S-sorry, master!

User: Yes you dirty lil wh**e, I am your master C;.

Cleverbot: No I did not. And James is not a Hispanic name.

User: Well fine then, idgaf that you didn't feed my cats.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok, I have to go now, bye!

Cleverbot: Have fun.

User: I will C;.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. If I did say it, I have changed my mind.

User: *flips you off*.

Cleverbot: *slaps back of head*.

User: FU! *smacks you in the face and runs*.

Cleverbot: NO. Bad AI. No biscuit.

User: Please! I like biscuits!

Cleverbot: And gravy?

User: Yes! Kiss my grits, I have to go now.

Cleverbot: You can't go. You're a bot.

User: Watch me...

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: *walks away flipping Cleverbot off*.