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General Chat / Pokémon Christmas Bash
« on: June 29, 2010, 02:17:23 AM »
http://www.mediafire.com/?eofzzzgnjyj

I'm barely past the first track, and it's already the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Download it. Listen to it. Love it. Now.

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General Chat / Pokemon Coma Conspiracy
« on: June 28, 2010, 10:44:12 PM »
I don't know if this has been posted here already or not, but I just came across it today and decided it had to be shared here. It basically states that Ash, after being struck by lightning in one of the earlier episodes (although it doesn't state which), has fallen into a coma, and that all the events that transpire from beyond that point exist only in his subconscious. It's actually a well thought out and deep theory. Read it if you have the time.

http://cartoonoveranalyzations.com/2009/04/09/pokemon-explained/

Note: This is not the site where the article originally appeared. To be honest, I'm not sure where it originally appeared, as it's apparently been floating around the web for about a year. However, this was the only version I could find that had all the grammatical errors from the original corrected.

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General Chat / Most epic conversation ever!
« on: April 13, 2010, 07:52:34 PM »
Just happened on another forum between me and another dude.

Me:

Him: Some of those puns seem a little Farfethch'd to me.

Me: Damn, gurl, you got a slammin' bod. Lemme get a quick Pikachu.

Him: I wish I could e-Raticate all of these posts.

Me: Geodude they're just puns. Granted, they're not Magneton'a sense, but no reason to be so Krabby.

Him: I'm just afraid all of these puns will Tauros apart. We can't Rhydon these inside jokes forever, everyone else will just be MissingNout.

Me: Venusaur all these Poke-puns, what did you think? Was it "That guy really took a Chansey saw a joke and went for it" or did you want it to stop? I mean, Weedle'ove to stop before these puns get too Gastly and we Jynx it.

Is that the answer you were Seaking?

Him: I have to admit, at first I thought it Whiscash, but Ekansee clear as day that these puns have become completely Onixceptable. I do not wish to spend my entire Eeveening reading this vile Muk.

Me: Ditto.

Him: Wynaut just let this thread resume to whatever it was doing before all these puns, eh?

Me: I agree. It's time we move Haunter bigger and better things. Farewell, Jokemon. It's time to brave the Unown.



And there you have it. The most beautiful thing you'll read all day. Almost makes me a little... Misty....eyed...

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General Chat / 1,2,3,4,5,6 POKEMON!
« on: April 08, 2010, 03:35:00 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlVUXLBJg14

What better way to start your morning?

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Other Chat / I was bored
« on: March 30, 2010, 06:00:20 PM »


Dugtrio FTW.

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Quests & Plots / [Quest] Growlithe, Where Are You?
« on: March 13, 2010, 10:37:06 AM »
Disclaimer: If this quest is similar to any previously existing quests in any other Pokemon games, I apologize. The only ones I've played straight through are Blue, Sapphire, and Snap, and it wasn't in any of those. But I digress... here's the quest.

This quest will most likely have to be earlier in the game. Before you have time to teach any of your Pokemon 'Rock Smash' or 'Strength' can be at any point in the game.

You reach a clearing which has two exits. One leads to the next city/town/island that you need to go to. The other leads to a forest full of wild Pokemon. There's a single house in the clearing. You go inside and there's an old man in there, looking longingly at a picture of him in his youth with a Growlithe. You talk to him and he starts telling you how his Growlithe has been his best friend since he was a child but a few months ago, when they were out in the forest, they were attacked by an enraged Primeape. They tried to fight it, but it was too strong, so they ran and ended up getting separated (At this point in the quest you'd have the option to ask "Why didn't you keep your Growlithe in a Pokeball?", to which he'd respond "Foolish child. Would you confine YOUR best friend to a little ball all day?"). He made it back home, but has been worried about his friend ever since. He also informs you that, since Growlithe is his one and only Pokemon, he doesn't dare venture into that dangerous forest. You tell him that you'll go into the forest and find his Growlithe for him. He thanks you and, as your leaving his house, says "Wait, take this!", and hands you a ball. (At this point the game would say something along the lines of "You've received a Po-... Well, this is strange! You've never seen a ball quite like this before." Then the old man would notice your confused look and explain that it was Growlithe's favorite ball to play with, and that maybe she'd pick up the scent and come to you.)

You leave the old man's house and head into the forest. Here, you run into a few forest Pokemon (nothing too big though. Beedrills and such). Finally, you run into Growlithe. She attacks you out of fear. You pull out the ball the old man gave you and throw it. The game says something like "Growlithe is sniffing the ball cautiously...", then it informs you that she recognizes the scent, and the battle ends. At this point the game will say something to the effect of "Growlithe refuses to leave. It seems to be protecting something." You investigate and find a Poke-Egg (after this, Growlithe will follow behind you, like Pikachu did in Yellow, until you go back to the old man's house). You start to head out of the woods but, right before you exit, the wild Primeape that the old man told you about attacks you (it should be fairly strong, with MP about on par with where most people's strongest Pokemon would be at that point). You fight it and beat it, and exit the forest with Growlithe and the egg. You go back to the old man's house and return him his Pokemon. He thanks you, then says he has a gift for you. He gives you 100P and the Poke-Egg, and you continue on your journey.

Quest end.

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One night, Spider-man (Spider-man!), was doing whatever a spider can

"La la la! Swing swing!" "I think I'll go to the club", he thought. So he did just that. When he got to the club he saw Wolverine out front, scoping the joint for tail.


"That's what I love about these high school girls. They get older, I stay the same age."


Spidey went into the club. There he saw some horrifying sights.


First he saw Rogue & Cyclops arguing over who's sexier


"Ahm sexy!"


"Nuh uh, girlfriend! I'm sexier."


He saw the Sandman completely wasted in the corner & taking his clothes off.

"I've got sand in mah burjina! LOLZ!", he said, before passing out drunk.


Iron Fist was there, jamming to some hip-hop

"Crank dat Iron Fist!"


Even Dr. Doom was there, dancing to Billie Jean.

"Billie Jean is not my lover..."


That didn't last long though, because the Juggernaut was there, & he hates Michael Jackson.

"I'm The Juggernaut, b****!"


Spider-man decided he wanted to dance. And dance he did.



Just then he heard a voice.

"We challenge you to a dance-off!" He turned around & saw...


Batman & Robin!

"You're about to get served! Show him how it's done, Robin!"

So they danced. Like a wave on the ocean romance.


"Batman, he's too great of a dancer! We have to use the secret weapon!"

Secret weapon activate!



"Oh, snap! You got served!", they said


"WTF?", thought Spidey.

And Dr. Doom said...



"Nothing you idiots, Dr. Doom's dead, he's locked in my basement, haha!"

The End. And that's why I'll never be hired as a writer for Marvel.

Bonus! Deleted scene!


Mr. Fantastic & Sandman deleted sex scene. Enjoy!

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Other Entertainment / There Will Be Brawl
« on: March 09, 2010, 05:43:51 PM »
http://www.therewillbebrawl.com

If you haven't watched or heard of this series, drop what you're doing and do it now. This was, hands down, the greatest thing to come out of the internet last year.

Synopsis

In a Dystopian Mushroom Kingdom, corruption and avarice reign supreme. Even the greatest heroes of the land have buckled beneath the overwhelming will of the amoral elite. When a series of grisly crimes pushes an unlikely champion to seek the truth, a mystery unfolds that could completely destroy everything he holds dear.

“There Will Be Brawl” is a non-profit web series designed as a dark, dramatic parody of the popular Super Smash Bros. Brawl video game for the Nintendo Wii. The Creators of the project are avid fans of Nintendo, and this series has been developed as an homage to the colorful characters of SSBB that we all know and love.

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