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Why is a raven like a writing desk?
If you open your mind too much, your brain will fall out...
"Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put." ~Winston Churchill
The abundance of profanity is the absence of vocabulary.
"I feel like an unsprung spring; like an uncorroded gear! Like an untarnished bit of METAL THAT STICKS IN YOUR EYE!" ~American McGee's Hatter