defeat the person above you

[Dark Knuckles]

This is a game I picked up at another forum. It works like this: All you have to do is describe how and what you use to defeat the poster above you so it would look like this:
Player A: I have a sword.
Player B: I block your sword with a stick, which then use to beat you over the head with.
Player C: From behind, I run you over with a wheelbarrow.
And so on.
Remember, anything goes!

[DarK_SouL]

I'll start!

I have a big gun.

[Dark Knuckles]

i have sword

[DarK_SouL]

I shoot you before you slash at me.

[Dark Knuckles]

i use a metal shield and hits quick with supersonic speed at you

[DarK_SouL]

I refloect the bullet off the dagger hidden in my pocket.

[Dark Knuckles]

I teleported and hits you with a home-run bat

[DarK_SouL]

I ducked and spun throwing a grenade at you.

[Dark Knuckles]

I use sceptile and he uses razor leaf and a flamethrower

[DarK_SouL]

I am secretly pokemon and I use protect followed by aura Sphere which you can't dodge MWAHAH

And apparetly only we like this game.

[Dark Knuckles]

I transform into super sonic and hits you with big bang Kamehameha
edit: how do I get that pokemon card signature?

[boyben10]

And I fire a big laser at you.

[babyHERO]

Wow ..i wrote the perfect defeat for LucarioX i can't believe my post didn't go thru ....

Anyway ,. ..I absorb yur blast then send it flying right back at you 10x its normal power ...&& then goes underground and grab yur feet to prevent you from dodging the incoming laser blast.

[Dark Knuckles]

i hit you with a automatic shotgun and  a flamethrower and my sceptile hits you with pursuit and
cut.

[babyHERO]

I send wobbuffet out and use counter followed by safeguard .