Chit chat thread (May contain offensive content)

[DarK_SouL]

Slams foot into Fries head. "You give up yet?"

Leo you still in the fight.

*Fight is now on a building*

[LeoReborn]

Leo used the Tri-Force On his Sword.

Leo now has:

-Shield of Light
+1000000 Defence

-Lionheart, Blade of Ferocity
+5000000 Atk
+5000000 Recovery for every 5 Damage Given

-Eldin's Cape:
+999999999 Avoidability
+999999999 Accuracy
+999999999 Crit Bonus
+99.9999999% Crit Rate

Leo's Earrings
 + 10679648633675429084245335337886557347 Awesome points

and Mindf*** Power!!!!!!!


Base Stats:

123793 HP
2544488 Mana
27955 Avoidability
1 STR
6 DEF
86 Others



,......

[DarK_SouL]

Leo take another sword. *Leo and Matt both run down and up the building, when close Matt throws Dragon Saw at Leo. "Take this, it'll help even moar!" *Jumps back up the building*

[Frenchfry]

*Dislocates Matt's leg*
HA! You want cheap? I can get OVER-F*CKING-POWERED!
Red Mage Ultimate Versatility Technique No. 1337!
*Base stat alterations-
Dodge Rate- 99.999999999, Repeating, of course, %
Strength- 9999999999999999
Intellect- 9999999999999999
Spirit- 89999989977772

Equipment-
Helm- Red Mage's Hat- +342222222222222222434323423434 to all equipment, +76% Crit. rate, and a subtle edge with the ladies.
Armor- Red Mage suit- +500000000000000000000000000000 to all stats
Sword- Ultima Weapon x2- changes with situation*
Yeah, that's right.
*Casts Meteor at all enemies*

[LeoReborn]

*Takes Dragon Saw*

+ 133663597969428658722662342343345554482774236642564576247853379947462368095684763476468855585235423515624426256848574552526542256426374554638586999587626666669965 To ALL Stats

:: Bonus effect, Nullifies any ability/Stat boost if opponent wears Red, or is a Mage

[Mr Pokemon]

Kupo!

*Ultr4 Mega D3structive Killing B4d Ass S3xy 1337 H4X Blast!!1!*

1 damage.

Kupo-po? 
Kupo...   

[DarK_SouL]

Fenrir
+99999999999999999999 Attack

Two Becomes One
+75 chance of Critical Hits and 8888888888888888888 Defense.

Equip
Helm of Nine-Tails- Adds 132389443312453334478333 to everything. and 40% more likely to avoid one hit KO's.
Armor- Black Bunny Suit (Beat that B*itchs!)- +56789876567896567898765 Mana power
Pet Monkey/Robot Hybrid- Gains 09785619349685 luck.
Hair- Spiky- 1346976518534517 Charm

[Frenchfry]

Red Mage Technique No. 8!
*Disarms Leo, regaining stat bonuses*
You can't stop my versatility!
*Casts Protect/Shell on Pokemon, Casts Flare on Matt*

[Mr Pokemon]

Equip: Bunny Suit
+ 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 gayness
+ 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 hopping
+ 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Speed
+ 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Dodging

This is getting rediculous..
I mean Kupo, Kupo kupo KUPO!! kupo..

[DarK_SouL]

*Matt uses Thundaga*
Matt Calls out Jolteon, who absorbs the Thundaga and gains strength.

(Only one Pokemon per person, lets just say Zoroark died.)

[Frenchfry]

Right....
*Red Mage ritual Technique FINAL*
All Base stats have been reduced to level 1 stats, and all armor/weapons have been changed to starting equipment.
This goes for ALL participants.
As far as pokemon are concerned...
I'll save that for later.
Now then... *sheaths sword*
Let's go. *Enters BJJ stance*

[DarK_SouL]

Nobodies suprised I didn't use Lucario (Aha, Kingdom Hearts reference Pun.)

*Spins Kunai in hand* "I will kill you, got it memorized?" (Aha, another!)

*Jumps into the Air* and opens up Stomach *Hundreds of Kunai fly out at Red Mage and the Moogle.*

*Matt loses 357457 defense*

[Mr Pokemon]

*Dodge, dodge dodge*
Kupo!!!
*Throws onion sword at Matt, so that it will curve like a boomerang*

[Frenchfry]

*Grabs first kunai, throwing it into Matt's stomach*
How the HELL can you lose THAT much defense? Lvl 1 stats are LOW!

[DarK_SouL]

Oh yea *Changed to "loses 3 Defense"*
*Arms gets cut and Sword passes through and hits wall.*
*I double jump onto the Sword and it barely holds weight*
"A Smash Ball!"
"Jolteon use Thunder!"
*Freezes Time*
"Ah, look at the beauty of that move!"
*Unfreezes time*
"Wait..."