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Chuck norris
« on: November 28, 2010, 06:16:24 AM »
I lol'd

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Re: Chuck norris
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2010, 06:21:39 AM »
epic, chuck norris will never be wrong at guess that pokemon lol

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Re: Chuck norris
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2010, 06:26:45 PM »
Chuck Norris must have a cool life.
Whenever he logs onto the internet, he sees a hundred million jokes about how awesome he is.

I'd love to be Chuck Norris.

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Re: Chuck norris
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2010, 12:16:25 AM »
Chuck Norris must have a cool life.
Whenever he logs onto the internet, he sees a hundred million jokes about how awesome he is.

I'd love to be Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck norris
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2010, 02:49:49 PM »
LOL, I even remember the episode that was in.

Toward the end of season 1.
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Re: Chuck norris
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2010, 06:26:35 PM »
I used to watch the animé when I was younger... I guess I must have missed the one where Chuck Norris forced the 'WHO'S THAT POKÉMON?' bit to be what he wanted.

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Re: Chuck norris
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2010, 02:07:40 AM »
the koffing part...
By loving so many, I have touched their lives and helped them rebirth as well. To be strong is to instill strength in another.

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Re: Chuck norris
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2010, 08:50:24 PM »
Haha. I know what you meant. I was being sarcastic, I should explain.. I'm an arse.

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Re: Chuck norris
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2010, 05:57:58 AM »
Chuck Norris told a Chuck Norris joke once. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.

There isn't a chin under Chuck Norris' beard - Just a giant gaping vagina.

If the cure for cancer were in Chuck Norris' tears, there would be no cancer anymore. If it were in his jizz, we'd be screwed.

Chuck Norris grew up wanting to be like ninjas, but then he had his neck snapped in half by Bruce Lee.

Evolution is a lie; it's just a list of animals Chuck Norris thinks were created by the lord God Almighty.


I think I've made my point.

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Re: Chuck norris
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2010, 07:16:44 PM »
Chuck Norris told a Chuck Norris joke once. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris jokes aren't funny.

There isn't a chin under Chuck Norris' beard - Just a giant gaping vagina.

If the cure for cancer were in Chuck Norris' tears, there would be no cancer anymore. If it were in his jizz, we'd be screwed.

Chuck Norris grew up wanting to be like ninjas, but then he had his neck snapped in half by Bruce Lee.

Evolution is a lie; it's just a list of animals Chuck Norris thinks were created by the lord God Almighty.


I think I've made my point.

I really hope your not serious.... Chuck Norris jokes are funny because of their absurdity, no one actually believes any of it. They are called jokes for a reason

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Re: Chuck norris
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2010, 08:12:42 PM »
Vouch.

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Re: Chuck norris
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2010, 10:49:57 PM »
no one actually believes any of it.
BS right there.
Carlos Ray Norris is a hero to many jock college students who haven't realized that their Chuck Norris jokes haven't been humorous for years. There's also an active religious cult dedicated to him.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2010, 07:43:21 PM by Raikt »

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Re: Chuck norris
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2010, 11:40:38 PM »
no one actually believes any of it.
BS right there.
Carlos Ray Norris is a hero to many jock college students who haven't realized that their Chuck Norris jokes haven't been been humorous for years. There's also an active religious cult dedicated to him.

Well i doubt any of these people are on these forums

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Re: Chuck norris
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2010, 01:30:51 AM »

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Re: Chuck norris
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2010, 03:35:37 AM »
My point is there is no reason to hate on those who think they are funny, on this forum