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Re: what if they were real?
« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2010, 01:39:29 AM »
If they where real then I'd hunt them into extinction.  ;D

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Re: what if they were real?
« Reply #31 on: March 26, 2010, 05:56:26 PM »
If they where real then I'd hunt them into extinction.  ;D

I don't know...Something tells me if you were face to face with a Gyarados while your sitting in a little rowboat, you would probably crap your pants and beg it not to eat you as a snack... lol

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Re: what if they were real?
« Reply #32 on: March 26, 2010, 05:59:41 PM »
If they where real then I'd hunt them into extinction.  ;D

I don't know...Something tells me if you were face to face with a Gyarados while your sitting in a little rowboat, you would probably crap your pants and beg it not to eat you as a snack... lol

no, no. I'm sure I'd pull out a rocket launcher and blow it's face off with my rocket. :D

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Re: what if they were real?
« Reply #33 on: March 26, 2010, 06:24:13 PM »
lol well then, I'm sorry I doubted you. I was a fool for not recognizing your military-grade weapon stash. :P

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Re: what if they were real?
« Reply #34 on: March 26, 2010, 07:22:00 PM »
If they where real then I'd hunt them into extinction.  ;D

I don't know...Something tells me if you were face to face with a Gyarados while your sitting in a little rowboat, you would probably crap your pants and beg it not to eat you as a snack... lol

no, no. I'm sure I'd pull out a rocket launcher and blow it's face off with my rocket. :D

What if Gyarados dive then use whirlpool? :o Not mentioning Hyper Beam or Hydropump...
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Re: what if they were real?
« Reply #35 on: March 27, 2010, 06:13:08 AM »
If they where real then I'd hunt them into extinction.  ;D

I don't know...Something tells me if you were face to face with a Gyarados while your sitting in a little rowboat, you would probably crap your pants and beg it not to eat you as a snack... lol

no, no. I'm sure I'd pull out a rocket launcher and blow it's face off with my rocket. :D

What if Gyarados dive then use whirlpool? :o Not mentioning Hyper Beam or Hydropump...
that's when you call for the Marines for help. ^^ Something like... Mantine.
But what if... Gyarados actually flew... idk... answer that. :)

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Re: what if they were real?
« Reply #36 on: March 27, 2010, 06:29:54 AM »
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Re: what if they were real?
« Reply #37 on: March 27, 2010, 10:19:29 AM »
What if pokemon were real.... hmmmm interesting. Well for starters almost all our current animal species here on earth would go extinct due to the superiority of most pokemon breeds and the devastation of there habitats due to the arrival of pokemon. With our current technology pokeballs and such will not exist thus making complete control over pokemon impossible. Even if we do manage to capture thousands of hostile pokemon and contain them it will be at a cost of many human life's to do so.

Now i don't know if you guys truly sat down and thought this threw, if pokemon actually existing in this world today, that would lead to our extinction as well as anything else that lived on this earth prier to the arrival of pokemon. Most of them won't be this happy go lucky animal you see on the cartoon series that always obeys a master/pokemon trainer. A pikachu won't walk up to you and let you pet it while smiling saying pika pika ooh noo, it's gonna put a couple thousand volts into your body killing you instantly simply put.

You think people are gonna wanna even go outside anymore knowing a few Charizards are out there looking for something to eat? cause there sure as hell isn't such thing as pokemon food in this world we live in today, just look at yourself in the mirror and realize that your gonna be on that Dragonite or Gyarados menu. All do respect i love pokemon but technically speaking this world just isn't ready for such things.

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Re: what if they were real?
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2010, 04:32:52 AM »
Do people... eat pokemon?  :o
yes in the episode where ash catches a krabby proffesor oak says he wouldnt eat his crabby because its to small but he would eat garys because it was big. + farfetch leak is good

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Re: what if they were real?
« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2010, 07:52:15 AM »
lawls! I totally forgot that epi. :d

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Re: what if they were real?
« Reply #40 on: March 31, 2010, 11:52:12 AM »
I think I would eat Pokemon like Krabby and Miltank. However, other pokemon I would not devour would include Charizard, Typhlosion, Blaziken, and Infernape, because all the starting fire pokemon are godlike.

However, these would have to be my three pokemon.
Gyarados: Dive and Surf
Staraptor: Fly and Aerial Ace
Sandslash: Dig and Slash

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Re: what if they were real?
« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2010, 08:40:16 AM »
Altaria - Aerial Ace, Ice Beam
Latias - Dragon Claw, Psychic
Salamence - Earthquake, Draco Meteor

Oh, how I wish Pokemon was real.

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Re: what if they were real?
« Reply #42 on: April 02, 2010, 02:02:31 AM »
I would totally eat a Magikarp. They're pretty much only good for sustenance anyways.

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Re: what if they were real?
« Reply #43 on: April 02, 2010, 02:55:28 AM »
If pokemon were  real, they would wipe out and replace their RL counterparts. Except for bears. A Grizzly bear could totally tear apart an Ursurang. Charizard would be flaunting its manliness in the skies like nobody's business. And of course, there would be that ONE guy who just marches out into the wild with nothing but a crossbow and a combat knife (Turok, anyone?), but unlike Turok, instead of arm-wrestling a raptor, this guy would get totally fried conpletely by acccident because some charmander brushed its tail against him.
 
Then I would kidnap a pichu by luring it into a pokeball with candy. Then I would start a new age of Pokemen by shpwing how great I get along with this teeny little smidgen of an electric mouse to everyone. umans would get Jealous, Pokemon would start feeling neglected, and suddenly everyone from America to Africa (Except Switzrland, who had already done this lie fifty years previously due to their awesome ability to be neutral) would become a pokemon trainer.
Grizzly bears would starve to death because all their food had become domesticated.

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Re: what if they were real?
« Reply #44 on: April 02, 2010, 12:49:44 PM »
1. Suicune
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Surf

2. Blissey
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3. Rampardos
Earthquake
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