Hey Everyone; I Know We All Like A Laugh So Here It Is...
...The Comedy Thread!
WARNING!!! Some Material May Be Offensive, However If You Think It Too Offensive I'll Remove It... After Arguing My Point!
*RULES*
Simple! Keep it Funny, Oh and Try Not to Swear That Much!
Either comment on the jokes already given or give some of your own! Post a link to a funny video or picture!! But please let's NOT hear things like "Why did the chicken cross the road..."
I'll Start with examples of everything!!
Phrase:
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Give a woman a house, she'll give you a home. Give her some food, she'll give you a meal. Give her money, she'll give you sex. A woman doubles everything you give her, so give her some crap and..."
Videos:
Sittin' On Tha Toilet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYW6C44zo24)
My Milk-Shake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbJ7hPhyPz0) Women's Toilets (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEdHTUi6gUY)
Pictures:
(http://i890.photobucket.com/albums/ac109/serebii09grs113/RapistSearch.jpg)
(http://i890.photobucket.com/albums/ac109/serebii09grs113/Narnia.jpg)
(http://i890.photobucket.com/albums/ac109/serebii09grs113/HarryandRon.jpg)
(http://i890.photobucket.com/albums/ac109/serebii09grs113/HAHA.jpg)
(http://i890.photobucket.com/albums/ac109/serebii09grs113/CaughtemAll.gif)
(http://i890.photobucket.com/albums/ac109/serebii09grs113/THATISAPIG.jpg)
(http://i890.photobucket.com/albums/ac109/serebii09grs113/PrecisionShooting.jpg)
(http://i890.photobucket.com/albums/ac109/serebii09grs113/Accident.png)
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee248/thesouthernbelle08/funny-condoms.jpg)
Jokes:
"A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari.""
Please Don't Complain If You Don't Find Something Funny, Just Post Something That Is ;)
Thanks To AlyMay of RMVX.net for the idea :)