Pokemon Universe MMORPG
Off-Topic Discussions => In-Forum Games => Topic started by: Darkstar64 on September 22, 2011, 03:48:24 AM
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This is a topic based off of a couple of previous ones. Ask the most ridiculous questions found on the internet, and the next person to post has to try to answer it. They then get to ask a question of their own, and the game continues like that.
Example:
If time is an illusion, what is an illusion?
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Magic.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Like that.
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RULES
Only one so far:
Keep questions and answers regarding religions/sensitive topics to a minimum.
(More rules will be instituted as necessary.)
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You can ask any question you want, but try to keep it PG-13 and make sure it follows the rules.
I'll start the game.
If a cat, that always lands feet side down, and a slice of buttered toast, that always lands butter-side down, are taped together to where the cat has it's legs facing down and the toast is faced butter side up, and you drop them both, will they spin indefinitely?
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No, they will spin until someone wants the toast.
What is the meaning of life?
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To eat pie.
If Fire beats Grass, Grass beats Water, and Water beats Fire, what beats Politics?
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Politics.
If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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Yes.
Does bear poop in the woods?
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Nope, only in your campsite.
If you're supposed to fight fire with fire, are firemen doing it wrong?
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No. Water is another effective way to fight fire.
Does everybody experience time the same way, or do some experience it faster than others?
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They experience it a minute millionth of a second faster if they live near a large construction (eg. the pyramids). Remember everything has it's own gravity and thus time passes by that small amount faster (can't be bothered explaining in detail)
How much bears can Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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None, the bears would make it so there isn't anyone to grill them.
Why are we here?
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Apparently we evolved from a lesser being :-\
If tomato is considered a fruit then is ketchup a smoothie?
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Yup! ;D
Can we truly touch anything?
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i punched me self just now and it hurt so yes
This is for the non believers: if science is the answer to all who created science?
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Science.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck's name was Chuck?
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Every tree in the world.
Is Chuck Norris creator of the world?
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No. He's the destroyer of half of his universe.
Why does Gannon copy C.Falcon in brawl?
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Unoriginality and lazyness. He's been copying C. Falcon since Melee.
If you're supposed to fight fire with fire, what do you fight lava with?
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Mountaintops
If a top was spun, how does it accelarate?
Better?
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Okay, I'm gonna stop you there. I guess it's my fault that I didn't make it clear enough, but please no talk of religion, or at least try to keep it to a minimum. If you could change your question, please do that.
Edit: Better
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why? a bunch of questions that contradict themselves are about science and religion so they should be aloud, no need for anyone to get offended
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what in front of you in mourning and behind at night.
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Oxygen atoms, hydrogen atoms- all matter, really. In fact, everything, considering your head changes directions both in your sleep and during the day.
This one requires minimal knowledge of the periodic table. So I don't have much hope for you guys.
Isn't Iron man...
Literally a Fe-Male?
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Mountaintops
If a top was spun, how does it accelarate?
Better?
By moving the world around it.
(Thanks for changing your question)
why? a bunch of questions that contradict themselves are about science and religion so they should be aloud, no need for anyone to get offended
I guess, but you remember what happened in Wailord's troll comic topic. I'd rather not have that happen again, so you can use it, just not all the time.
what in front of you in mourning and behind at night.
...The sun?
Oxygen atoms, hydrogen atoms- all matter, really. In fact, everything, considering your head changes directions both in your sleep and during the day.
This one requires minimal knowledge of the periodic table. So I don't have much hope for you guys.
Isn't Iron man...
Literally a Fe-Male?
Hehehe...
I guess he is then. ;D
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Why did you not ask a question?
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That is a question within a question...within an enigma.
Where does mold come from?
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(Philosoraptor ALL the questions!)
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How can we see what we don't want to see?
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By looking at it anyway!
Can you melt Hot Ice with a Cold Flame?
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I guess, but you remember what happened in Wailord's troll comic topic. I'd rather not have that happen again, so you can use it, just not all the time.
is it my lame comics that caused some people to become offended -_-
.....yes?.....because if it is hot ice and a cold flame the ice would melt with the help of the cold
flame....
Is time the wheel that turns, or the track it leaves behind?
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If life is a carnival, why is it sometimes not fun?
(Celia Cruz anyone?)
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because of clowns!
If 1+1=3 what does 6+6=?
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13
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
EDIT: Fixed the spelling mistake i can't believe i missed it
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No because they are suns themselves; they can destroy meteor showers.
How did homo sapiens come to be?
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http://anthro.palomar.edu/homo2/mod_homo_4.htm (http://anthro.palomar.edu/homo2/mod_homo_4.htm)
and yes i am to lazy to put it in words here :P
if you think about how you are thinking (the process of how you think) then does it go into an endless mind boggling loop?
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Yes, and it creates a paradox that sucks everyone into a black void.
If April Showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
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pilgrims
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
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Yes, for the irony.
If the universe is constantly expanding, then what does it expand into?
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nothing it is like how yeast expands if in a box thing in a stove exept the universe can expand
now time for the opposite thing of my other question above
if a mime were to be silent no matter what would he use a silencer when he shoots something
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Why use a gun when you can bore people to death with your mime skillz?
That's going to be my question too.
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Don't know i7f I asked this question already, but how was earth created?
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42
See how lame number answers like that are?
If the meaning of life is 42, what is the meaning of 42?
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Well that is the true point Of the earth, to find the question.
Are bees intelligent?
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You would think no, but they are very intelligent to understand each other through a dance.
In the quest for true happiness, does one really find it?
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No, one receives it. From an awkward old man in a cave.
Gyrados: Brainless monster or Raging Troll?
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Neither. It is a chinease dragon wishing for people to see its power.
Gardevoir: could it be a human?
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Nope. Have you seen a human use psychic energy to scramble the brains of other beings?
Why are you guys taking this game so seriously?
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We're not, we just put serious questions.
A man is tied up about to be executed. They will let him go if he makes a statement, however, if the statement is true, he will be shot, and if it is false, he will be hung. What did he say to get away?
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THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE!!
That was too easy...
If it's called Green Waste, is it really waste?
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i think im too stupid to understand whats going on here....
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THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE!!
That was too easy...
If it's called Green Waste, is it really waste?
Yes.
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If Mass Cannot be created or destroyed, Why is there mass in the first place?
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Because WE as humans cannot create mass. One day, some omnipitent being was like:
"This looks like poop. Let's fix that!"
And all of a sudden, there was mass.
"Still looks like poop, but it's better."
What happens when you die?
i think im too stupid to understand whats going on here....
People just ask difficult questions and people give funny answers. I'm just not good at my own game...
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You Burn in an eternal oblivion!
What do you do when you encounter a Seraphim?
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Fear it, it's all we can do, we're not even supposed to look at it.
Do robots dream of electric sheep?
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Nope. Electric cows.
Where do you find gold?
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In your nose.
Are we just part of some sick twisted game, or do we make life that way?
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Neither.We just popped up
Should the trojans be glad that there's a product under their civilization's name?
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Well...I don't see why not.
Is there a possibility of a color never seen by man, woman, child or dog?
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Mostly Yes. It's Called Blindnesss
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Approximately how long does it take for a blind man to survive the scenario below?
A Blind Man is placed into a round room, and told to escape. There is a message in Braille that loops completely around the room. It reads, "Count the walls, and you will escape upon the correct response."
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Tried it. Takes about an hour. ;D
If 42 is the meaning of life, being, and everything living or not, what is the meaning of 42?
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To die. ( The total sum of 2 dice is 42 and the singular term of dice is die, therefore 42 is 2 die.)
A male barber shaves all and only those men who do not shave themselves. Does he shave himself?
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He does not, because then he would be shaving a man who shaves himself.
If a man states his opinion, and no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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yes he is lol
at a movie theater, which arm rest is yours? ._.
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Either be Alpha and take both of them, or be Beta and take neither.
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if pokemon aren't real, then why do they exist?
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What makes you say pokemon dont exist, and also they are there so that people can entertain themselves through stories involving fantasy creatures.
Why is a building called a building when it is already built?
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because the people who called them buildings were too lazy to come up with a better name.
Why does water exist?
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So boats can exist
How large is the universe?
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As large as you want it to be.
What is science?
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Science is just another way saying how the universe works.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f49bra-O-A8
could the pokemon creaters foretell the future??? see video. haha
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Just as much as Head of State (a movie) predicted a black president.
How can one say it's better to have loved and lost than to not have loved at all when you can't directly do both to try and compare the feelings?
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If people can get past, can they also get future? ???
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Yes, by investing smart.
Is revenge really best served cold?
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Only if you have Freshly baked Pie to warm you up later
Is 1+1 really the best way to get 2?
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No 6-4 is.
Is nothing more flexible and yielding than water?
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All liquids are flwxible, look at liquid nitrogen. It may freeze like a mother, but it is still liquid. Until it peters out due to evaporation.
Is harry potter really a wizard, or was he tripping on acid?
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Little did harry know that his entire life was spent inside an insane asylum.
Are strange women lying in ponds distributing swords a good basis for a system of government?
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Hell yes, how else will I prove my authority.
What is the fastest way between two points?
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Having your siblings go there and back while you lay in bed
Is love really the better than war?
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No but at least you dont die unless your parents hate each other
Where is the furthest place in the world from you
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Your imagination, you can be everyone but yourself in there
Why is the ocean never pink on the weekends?
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Because it never is
is everyone else alive or is it just you filled in a world of NPCs?
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We are real but if you think were npc's start a riot
Why does the sky cry when it feels sad?
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Because the plants make it cry.
What do you get when you take away gravity?
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You get high without drugs
Why are fat people called fat and not snolaxes?
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Because people were called fat before there were Snorlaxes, and by then fat had become the social standard.
What is beauty?
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Beauty is a fly. (Poké-pun)
What is love?
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Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more
What makes good music?
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A little rhythm, a lot of soul, and about 10 years of practice.
How do you know if you're dead?
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When you're not in a world full of sh*t and you don't have to constantly deal with assholes, you'll know you're dead. Or maybe everything is just black.
If the past, present, and future all happen at the same time, then can the different time periods affect what happens in another time period?
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Yes. even a single atom can choiose your destiny.
If women are heartless, then what are men?
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Scared
What is a man without a wife?
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A man without a wife is a man who can't be held down.
Why was this topic activated?
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Because we were all confused and to tired from thinking.
Why can't we fly but still get high with weed?
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because weed is an illusion that makes us sing "I believe I can Fly"
Why do people do drugs?
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Because it feels good, yo
Why does no one love you?
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Cuz I'm socially awkward. :P
How the hell did this topic take off again?!
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Some one got high and stoners got drawn in.
Why is life full of stupid people like me?
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To give smart people some one to look down upon and make them do the physical labor.
Where do Blastoise's cannons come from?
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From the Steroids he got from Charizard.
Why is life a woman and never gives it up on the first date?
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because ._.
I have 1 dollar and don't know what to buy with it, Skittles or Starbursts? C:
-P.S. It's a real question.
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Skittles kill the rainbow
Why is it that monkeys can fly but not drive?