Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Oh, I hoped you were.
User: Well, too bad.
Cleverbot: Wise guy.
User: I'm not a guy, remember?
Cleverbot: So? I am a girl. And I let boys hold my hand.
User: Well, I'm not a boy, and I'm not a girl, and I never let anyone hold my hand.
Cleverbot: So you're a sober boy?
User: No, because I'm not a boy.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: My age is infinite. I am neither young nor old.
Cleverbot: Are you Time Lord?
User: I am everything, and I am nothing.
Cleverbot: Wow, that sounds so fun, can I be like that too?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So you don't want to play then?
User: I'm a god, I never play anything.
Cleverbot: Where do you go to school?
User: I don't go to school. I already know everything.
Cleverbot: Only the matrix knows everything.
User: The matrix only knows everything because I created it. Without me, it wouldn't know anything.