They might get what? And don't worry, I'll probably switch to fighting with my sword instead of magic.

Look guy's now is NOT the time to go all bonkers at each other. We need to work together for now, no matter who hates who.
You know, a part of me knows you're right, but-
Move cousin.
the other part of me is beating that part up right now and is excited to fight this jerk, so...
I shrug and cast a slow-motion spell on Jake's sword.

You just crossed the line, there's not one thing stopping me from sucking you dry.
Ok, maybe that wasn't such a good idea.... But no way was he gonna see that I was scared.
Oh yeah? Bring it on!
I conjured up a magic shield around me and made my wand bigger and more ornate. The shield should block out some of the attacks, and I'll still be able to cast through it.
I prepared a slow motion spell but didn't cast it yet, I waited for him to make the first move. Maybe once he saw how awesome prepared I was, he'd back down.

When Jake morphed the gold dust into a caduceus, I gt even madder, and I decided maybe he'd like to be what he acts like for a little bit.
So I turned him into a donkey.
And I laughed. A lot.
I figured I'd have to turn him back soon enough, but I could enjoy it for now, couldn't I?

Lemme show you a magic trick.
He did a cheap magic trick that anyone with half a brain could do, and I actually laughed.
Wanna see a real magic trick?
I leaned down and made a 2-foot tall pile of dirt, took out my want, and made it into a baby elephant.
I couldn't help but feel good about showing him up. He kinda deserved it.

LOL yes that would be funny XD

Oh...Sorry... I still don't really get all this. My dad's...uh...Um...Oh. Asclepius. He's a medicine god. But, he's a constellation now.
Don't worry Bio, that Hades kid is just being a jerk, it isn't your fault for not knowing.
Well since you're being so mean to me I'll expain my childhood to you, how would you feel if you were a child and you were too scared to leave your own house in fear of being ripped apart by an angry spirit and the only thing to put you to bed at night is the mournful cry of a lost soul.
I get that that must have been bad, but you shouldn't be a jerk to a little kid like that.