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Author Topic: Omegle Conversation Logs  (Read 3969 times)

Offline Frenchfry

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Omegle Conversation Logs
« on: March 19, 2011, 06:39:07 PM »
*Crashes through window*
Gentlemen.

So recently, Myself, and Wailord under my instruction, have been trolling in Omegle. omegle is an entirely anonymous chat website, with or without a video feed for inserting penis. We go on the no video feed server. trolling ventures on Omegle are unpredictable, and oftentimes incredibly lulzy. This thread will be for logs taken from Omegle by myself and Wailord. Anyone else can go to Omegle.com and try it out themselves, and post their own log here, too. Careful, though. There is a hazardous amount of horny teenagers on Omegle.

Here's my most recent one, under the guise of Wesker from Resident Evil:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hi:)
You: Oh my. New test subjects?
You: Thank you for volunteering.
Stranger: ok........no sure what is this test about...
You: My name is Albert Wesker. I am a leader.
You: I'm sure you're a busy individual, so allow me to be concise.
Stranger: hi there albert......johnny...leader of what??/
You: A new age is being ushered in. It will need a god.
Stranger: sure no prob....
You: All is going according to plan. I will be this god.
Stranger: ok.....
Stranger: one sec.....
You: There is a virus in the making. One powerful enough to obliterate the entire human race.
You: It's almost completed. I just need a few more test subjects.
Stranger: ok.....
Stranger: virus???
Stranger: what about it???
You: As I said. A new age is being ushered in.
Stranger: ok.......interesting.....
You: Humanity has ruled this earth long enough.
Stranger: ok.......
You: With this virus, humanity will meet its end, with a rebirth as a new, more advanced species.
Stranger: ok....and whtas the name of the virus....
Stranger: or chemical comonent???
Stranger: sorry....component???
You: I thank you for volunteering your life to Umbrella's cause.
You: Your death will be remembered.
Stranger: ok......
Stranger: sure...no prob...
You: My lapdogs are on their way to your home as we speak. Kindly sort out any personal belongings before they arrive.
Stranger: if you what to continue this chat let me know about this virus....
Stranger: i'm with the CIA....
You: The CIA is nothing to me.
Stranger: ok........
You: Have you noticed some of your higher ups wearing sunglasses recently? Even when indoors?
You: Perhaps they've been behaving strangely, as well.
Stranger: i have tracted you host and IP and i know where exactly you are......
You: No matter. This base was rather inconveniently placed, anyway.
Stranger: are you lieing to me???
Stranger: trust me i know who you are...
You: Oh, I can assure you, 29458332, Umbrella is a very real organization.
Stranger: ok....
Stranger: please if you like we can work to gether to do something about it.....
Stranger: bring this serious matter of such gravity in consideration
Stranger: i give you my word....
You: No, I don't need any partners right now, but I do need a few lapdogs.
You: Interested in auditioning?
Stranger: sure........let me get you information....
You: I don't need information, agent. I need bodies.
You: Live bodies.
Stranger: ok....this will be only between you and me....
Stranger: i will deliver 10 live bodies......
Stranger: at the address you provide...
Stranger: 10 live lapdoggs.....

You: When the bodies are ready for transport, I will have my men come and retrieve them.
You: We'll be in touch.

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Re: Omegle Conversation Logs
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2011, 07:03:50 PM »
We're not 4chan.

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