defeat the person above you

[Tickles]

And then you find you killed the wrong guy, while I hammer long nails in my bat and scare everyone away. No one wants to be around a psycho with a nail bat.

[zorocario]

sorry about this i just go yoshi on you because if my custest you dont hit me with your nail bat and i shallow you spilt you out off a side of a big ass mountain.

[Tickles]

And I sprout one black wing, pull out a katana, and you hear One Winged Angel playing in the distance, which means you're screwed.

[zorocario]

and then i pull out a nuclear bomb out of my bag of tricks and cast a spell that i cant only live thoght a nuclear blast 

[Tickles]

I'm freakin Sephiroth, I 'll just fly away from the blast, then when your spell wears off, I'll slice you in half with my sword.

[Mr. Fox]

I go all cloud on your Sephiroth ass!

[Tickles]

Then I go all Sora on your cloud A**

[Mr. Fox]

I wait for you to sleep, then go Nightmare on Elm Street on your dream.

[Tickles]

But I'm prepared for it, and have a weapon in dream to kill you. (I seen the movie, I know how to win)

[zorocario]

while your fighting i pop up and slice you into two with my sword.

[Tickles]

It was a shadow clone, and I come from the earth and pull you under.

[zorocario]

but i block it by doing sexy clone justsu

[Tickles]

I become death the kid and go insane because you're not symmetrical.
Edit: If you look at the post below, I obviously won, since I was the last win, and he put nice one, which means he concedes. Winning.

[zorocario]

nice one man

[Desbear]

I tell the grim reaper that you went insane.