Cant believe I have missed this thread. This is gonna be fun!
*cracks fingers and drinks some coffee*
First order of business; Legendary Pokémon.
Whats the deal? Why does everyone keep talking about these poorly designed, highly overrated failures of imagination?
Lets have a look shall we?
Whats this? A robot horse thats stuck in a golden fence thats also pregnant?
Its beyond me how anyone could say "This Pokemon looks cool" Without bursting out in laughter or take their own life when they realize how many faulty connections they must have in their brain to actually believe that to be true.
Alright, I can actually see the appeal of this poke. It has all the Ghost-type characteristics, and it kinda looks like it has a mantle, which is kinda cool I guess.
But look at the rest of it.
The head looks like a mash of pixels, it got the waste of a 2month old walking stick, it´s shoulder pads make it look like it´s wearing a dress, not to mention to lack of feet.
Yeah, we all love terminator! Wait what? This is Pokemon isnt it?
What the hell were they thinking.
Its red,green and black, thats like the worst mesh of colors I have ever seen.
And whats up with all the tubes in its belly? Is this a robot or a Pokemon?
Please die.
Ever seen dino riders?
Well... This looks like one of those Dinosaurs equipped with armor and guns, and its BLUE!?
It got the neck of a giraffe, the legs of an elephant and the body of a hippo.
The tail of a bird and the head that looks like arcseus. Do I need to say more?
This has to be the worst design I have ever seen. Or is it?
O.M.G I was wrong... This is much worse!
It has wings... 6legs... A robot head... Do I need to say more?
Its a bird... That looks like a mesh of a parrot and Ferrow.
I wont even bother.
Die
Its a whale... with wings as fins... And red markings... YEAH THATS COOL!
"I know... lets take a Dinosaur, make it bright red and put spikes on it! All the kids will love that!"
Ah good ol´ Palkia.
Its like... Even worse then its counterpart..
And its bright pink/purple! UGH!
Next order of business; The Pokemon Anime series.
Alright so I can confess I actually liked the first season, but thats only because I was so fooled by the opening that every time it came on television I actually thought "This time something cool will happen!" But it never did. It just repeats the same poop over and over again.
Ash can never see through Team Rockets blatantly obvious disguises, and it pisses me off every time.
And why are every trainer so damn retarded?
"Oh he sent out a Charmander, GO BULBASAUR!" WTF!?
And the one that has the advantage ALWAYS looses, unless he/she is fighting ash of course.
Third order business; Religion.
At the same time that Christians claim to worship God as an omnipotent, omnipresent, omni benevolent being, they make him out to be incompetent bumbler. Or worse. Simple forgiveness is beyond his capacities. God must "sacrifice himself to himself to change a rule he made himself!"
This is not only an absurdity, it is an essential absurdity. It is present in almost all forms of Christianity, and one can scarcely remove it and remain a Christian in anything but name. By definition, all Christians worship Christ - in some form - and most worship him as a saviour.
But what, exactly, is he saving us from? Though it varies from church to church, no matter what they call it, it's God himself. A hell created by God, a world fallen as a result of God's negligence, a separation from God imposed... by God.
Christianity certainly isn't the first religion to promote appeasement of its gods, and if it were merely another supernatural protection racket, it would be bad enough. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop there. Christians elevate appeasement to the realm of "personal relationship", transforming their religion into a true monstrosity.
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This is the type of "relationship" that abused wives have with their husbands, that brainwashed hostages have with their captors. It is known in clinical circles as Stockholm Syndrome. Should it come as any surprise that the cries of the church, "The Bride of Christ" sound much like the cries of an abused wife attempting to protect her husband?
"He must beat me."
"I deserve it."
"He has no choice."
"It's for my own good."
These excuses don't work for human abusers, and they work even less well for God. For if God is omnipotent, he must have a choice. And if we are flawed, we are only flawed because that is the way he made us. (No excuses that we ruined his perfect creation. A truly perfect creation does not self-destruct.)
If the Christian God does exist - and I see no reason to believe that he does - he's not worthy of the name.
And that is the ultimate absurdity of Christianity.
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